[ti:Nightmares] [ar:Dana Dane] [al:Dana Dane with Fame] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Nightmares (Explicit) - Dana Dane [00:01.10]Written by:Sam Jacobs/Sam Jacobs Jr./Dana McCleese [00:02.21]Hello I'd like to see dr slumber please [00:03.99] [00:04.60]Ah do you have an appointment Sir [00:06.44] [00:06.94]No I don't [00:07.91]But tell the doctor it's urgent that I see her [00:09.78] [00:10.32]Well just one moment [00:11.93] [00:12.80]Dr slumber [00:13.30] [00:13.94]Dr slumber there's a young man out here named [00:16.73]Excuse me what is your name [00:18.66]Oh tell her it's dana dane [00:20.41]Hhhh d d dana d d dane [00:23.06]Oh no [00:23.65]Oh you can come right in [00:25.02]Come right in right now [00:25.99]Come on in [00:26.74]Thank you thank you [00:27.72] [00:30.61]Well I walked into the office what did I see [00:33.25]A well shaped body with the back to me [00:35.60]Sittin' in her chair with an all white gown [00:38.09]She said dana dane won't you please lay down [00:40.81]She said that she wouldn't reveal her face [00:43.08]Till my hour was up and I was on my [00:45.08]Way [00:45.60]Now we got to the matter of why I came [00:47.86]There [00:48.21]I said doc I keep havin' these crazy nightmares [00:50.97]Nightmares of the night nightmares [00:55.95]Nightmares they're alright nightmares [01:00.85]'Cause they just show imagination of reality nightmares [01:05.98]Just keep telling yourself that they're make believe nightmares [01:10.85]She said relax yourself won't you tell me one [01:13.19]So I can diagnose and see what must be done [01:15.88]I laid back my head start to inhale [01:18.39]Caught my breath and then I said well [01:21.04]Bright one morning I was late for class [01:23.43]Had a fresh pair of frames with gucci on the [01:25.49]Glass [01:26.05]Girls they was hawking dudes they was talkin' [01:28.51]Saw the doggy dogg female I kept on walkin' [01:31.03]She was on it hard there was no denyin' [01:33.53]Shoulda seen what this female was tryin' [01:36.06]Grabbin' on my shirt tuggin' on my slacks [01:38.42]Pullin' on my zipper board I had to hold her [01:40.51]Back [01:40.64]Word up doc on the ultimate [01:43.33]Now if I never saw a creature this girl was [01:45.40]It [01:46.07]I kept on walkin' had to leave this place [01:48.49]But she was all up on me breathin' in my [01:50.59]Face [01:51.10]You may think I'm lyin' though it's just a dream [01:53.56]This girl had the baddest breath I'd ever seen [01:56.02]I couldn't think straight thought I was doomed [01:58.48]Heard a bling bling bling it was time for homeroom [02:01.13]I stepped real quick she tried to play it sassy [02:03.69]She almost ran me down this nasty fatnastee [02:06.17]Dipped to the stairs running blind [02:08.70]Get to my homeroom ran through my mind [02:11.11]Got to the 4th floor standin' in the door [02:13.59]Girlies watchin' me walk down the corridor [02:15.98]The guys they were jealous and gettin' mad [02:18.50]And all the girlies wishin' they had the class I [02:20.73]Had [02:21.22]Got to my classroom expect to see the teacher [02:23.90]Who did I see that ugly black creature [02:26.38]Paused for a minute standin' in the door [02:28.73]Then I broke out when the girlie went raw [02:31.37]Word 'em up doc couldn't stand the smell [02:33.98]Heard of 3d well she was fat as hell [02:36.46]I ran out the school I didn't look back [02:38.93]I tell you dr slumber this girl was wack [02:41.55]And that's about the time when I awoke [02:43.68]And I smelled that awful breath that almost made me [02:45.83]Choke [02:46.38]Now tell me dr slumber how can it be [02:48.54]That this dream somehow became reality [02:51.17]I can't go to sleep 'cause I'm so d**n scared [02:53.97]'Cause I keep havin' these crazy nightmares [02:56.60]Nightmares of the night nightmares [03:01.67]Nightmares they're alright nightmares [03:06.57]'Cause they just show imagination of reality nightmares [03:11.63]Just keep telling yourself that they're make believe nightmares [03:17.80] [03:19.40]Nightmares [03:21.64]She said listen dana dane I think I have the [03:23.49]Cure [03:23.97]But I have to hear one more before I'll be [03:26.05]Sure [03:26.67]I laid back my head tried to concentrate [03:28.84]Then I told her the nightmare 'bout the blind date [03:31.65]Had a blind date with this girl named anita [03:34.14]The fever's the place I'm supposed to meet her [03:36.80]Saw the def body with the vicious butt [03:39.15]How did I know she was a marvelous mutt [03:41.67]This lady I met was as ugly as hell [03:44.16]Couldn't go in the jam with this female [03:46.48]I was coughin' hard she started to braggin' [03:49.21]Couldn't let them know I was here with this dragon [03:51.86]Grabbed her hand dipped to harlem world [03:54.18]But I left this ugly lady for another girl [03:56.49]Now this other female her name was denise [03:59.16]Couldn't get no rapture there followed the beast [04:01.75]Everywhere I turn everywhere I look [04:04.08]There was anita the beast she could not be shook [04:06.89]I dipped I dived I ran I thrived [04:09.44]But there was no place that I could hide [04:11.67]'Cause she was sniffin' me out like a hungry blood [04:13.91]Hound [04:14.30]Her tail in the air her nose to the ground [04:16.82]Only thing left for me to do [04:19.24]Was to set her up with this other dude [04:21.72]Now this other dude he was real upset [04:24.21]'Cause this ugly female he didn't wanna check [04:26.78]He started actin' wild even called me a faggot [04:29.46]What could I do he had a 22 automatic [04:32.05]I dipped into the crowd made my way to the [04:34.11]Door [04:34.80]Bumped into this object and I hit the floor [04:36.96]When I looked up what did I see [04:39.35]I saw anita the beast lookin' down at me [04:41.98]I couldn't try to play it couldn't try to pretend [04:44.44]Like the aftca I had to take the dog in [04:46.86]Nightmares of the night nightmares [04:52.21]Nightmares they're alright nightmares [04:57.26]'Cause they just show imagination of reality nightmares [05:02.08]Just keep telling yourself that they're make believe nightmares [05:08.15] [05:09.79]Nightmares [05:12.10]Now I pleaded dr slumber I just can't bare [05:14.64]To have another one of these crazy nightmares [05:17.08]Then all of a sudden she turned around [05:19.55]And starin' at me with that all white gown [05:22.06]With a catholic smile showin' all her teeth [05:24.57]Was that ugly female anita the beast [05:27.03] [05:28.44]Dana [05:28.70] [05:29.44]Dana honey wake up [05:30.93] [05:32.29]What's wrong [05:32.73] [05:33.89]Wake up honey [05:34.58] [05:36.17]You are just having a nightmare [05:39.60]A ha ha ha ha ha ha [05:42.31]A ha ha ha ha ha ha [05:44.60]A ha ha ha ha ha ha [05:47.15]A ha ha ha ha ha ha