Funkin' Like My Father (Album Version)-Brian Culbertson
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[00:05.23]No one could do it like my father
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[00:13.20]Ever clever stunning cunning father
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[00:17.98]Mother thinks a lot of pa
[00:19.29]
[00:21.20]But father drinks to think of ma
[00:26.44]
[00:27.23]The other night when pa came home he found to his surprise
[00:30.31]
[00:31.85]The iceman and my mother on the sofa making eyes
[00:34.64]
[00:37.43]He did not get excited no not one word did he say
[00:41.14]But when the iceman's bill came due papa refused to pay
[00:44.84]No one could do it like my father
[00:48.24]Ever clever stunning cunning father
[00:50.28]Father proved he was no slouch
[00:52.14]He fooled them all when he sold the couch
[00:54.95]And no one could do it like my dad
[00:57.04]When father went to school they tell me he was very bad
[01:00.96]
[01:02.56]They also say he had a purpose to make teacher mad
[01:07.99]
[01:08.98]No one could do it like my father
[01:11.55]Ever clever stunning cunning father
[01:16.06]Teacher knew a thing or two
[01:18.67]We lived right by a railway station not so far from here
[01:22.24]And father would make faces at the passing engineers
[01:25.52]They'd all throw coal at father yes they would upon my soul
[01:29.24]No one could do it like my father
[01:31.74]Ever clever stunning cunning father
[01:33.78]First he got coal one by one
[01:35.46]And now he sells it by the ton
[01:37.22]Around election time my father never knows his name
[01:41.48]Sometimes it's Breen or Smith or Green Gilhouley or McShane
[01:43.47]Then other times it's Harrigan O'Connor or O'Dell
[01:46.05]They ought to call him Winchester 'cause he repeats so well
[01:48.32]No one could do it like my father
[01:50.34]Ever clever stunning cunning father
[01:52.50]When you see him change his coat
[01:54.00]
[01:54.94]You know that means another vote
[01:57.17]And no one could do it like my dad
[01:58.96]And no one could do it like my dad
[02:00.34]And when the winter came around we never needed coal
[02:03.53]She always wore a low cut shoe
[02:05.12]No one could do it like my dad
[02:07.37]She'd make him stay in after school and pa would ne'er refuse
[02:09.83]And no one could do it like my dad
[02:11.81]I hate to brag about my fam'ly but I must say that
[02:14.85]My father is the greatest man who ever wore a hat
[02:18.68]He always took things easy in an easy sort of way
[02:21.95]No one could do it like my father
[02:23.62]Ever clever stunning cunning father
[02:26.61]Other men might do the same
[02:28.26]But when it came to make a name
[02:30.87]At keeping servant girls my father always was an ace
[02:34.77]He had a certain way to keep the ladies in their place
[02:37.89]Their place was in the kitchen and his place to keep them there
[02:40.59]
[02:43.60]I don't know how he did it but I really must declare
[02:47.64]
[02:48.56]No one could do it like my father
[02:50.49]Ever clever stunning cunning father
[02:52.46]
[02:53.38]Servants liked the cops of course
[02:57.15]
[02:59.05]So father joined the police force
[03:02.53]
[03:03.84]No one could do it like my dad
[03:06.23]
[03:09.07]One night papa went in to see that great Salome dance
[03:11.56]You talk about attention say he gave her ev'ry glance
[03:14.83]
[03:18.86]He has my mother dancing now her brain is in a whirl
[03:21.90]
[03:22.93]And only here last week he came home with a string of pearls
[03:26.29]
[03:28.77]No one could do it like my father
[03:31.22]
[03:31.77]Ever clever stunning cunning father
[03:33.04]
[03:34.12]Now he always stays at home
[03:35.75]
[03:36.66]Mama has learned that dance Salome
[03:41.76]
[03:43.10]My mother weighs three hundred pounds but don't give it away
[03:46.42]
[03:49.32]She bought a brand new sheath gown and she wore it yesterday
[03:53.27]My father showed his dignity when mother showed her sock
[03:57.28]
[03:57.96]Then just to make the two ends meet he used a big padlock
[04:02.18]No one could do it like my father
[04:04.70]Ever clever stunning cunning father
[04:06.37]Neighbor Jones and his neighbor Lee
[04:07.80]
[04:08.55]Are hunting for my father's key
[04:11.46]
[04:12.27]And no one could do it like my dad
[04:16.01]I haven't told you how my father and my mother wed
[04:20.94]She was an old maid he a burglar underneath her bed
[04:25.22]She flashed a gun at father and said I must be your wife
[04:30.90]My father wears a medal now for saving someone's life
[04:34.59]No one could do it like my dad
[04:36.59]
[04:44.46]No one could do it like my dad
[04:46.41]
[04:51.57]And when it came to taking things just kindly let me say
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[00:05.23]No one could do it like my father
[00:08.94]
[00:13.20]Ever clever stunning cunning father
[00:16.33]
[00:17.98]Mother thinks a lot of pa
[00:19.29]
[00:21.20]But father drinks to think of ma
[00:26.44]
[00:27.23]The other night when pa came home he found to his surprise
[00:30.31]
[00:31.85]The iceman and my mother on the sofa making eyes
[00:34.64]
[00:37.43]He did not get excited no not one word did he say
[00:41.14]But when the iceman's bill came due papa refused to pay
[00:44.84]No one could do it like my father
[00:48.24]Ever clever stunning cunning father
[00:50.28]Father proved he was no slouch
[00:52.14]He fooled them all when he sold the couch
[00:54.95]And no one could do it like my dad
[00:57.04]When father went to school they tell me he was very bad
[01:00.96]
[01:02.56]They also say he had a purpose to make teacher mad
[01:07.99]
[01:08.98]No one could do it like my father
[01:11.55]Ever clever stunning cunning father
[01:16.06]Teacher knew a thing or two
[01:18.67]We lived right by a railway station not so far from here
[01:22.24]And father would make faces at the passing engineers
[01:25.52]They'd all throw coal at father yes they would upon my soul
[01:29.24]No one could do it like my father
[01:31.74]Ever clever stunning cunning father
[01:33.78]First he got coal one by one
[01:35.46]And now he sells it by the ton
[01:37.22]Around election time my father never knows his name
[01:41.48]Sometimes it's Breen or Smith or Green Gilhouley or McShane
[01:43.47]Then other times it's Harrigan O'Connor or O'Dell
[01:46.05]They ought to call him Winchester 'cause he repeats so well
[01:48.32]No one could do it like my father
[01:50.34]Ever clever stunning cunning father
[01:52.50]When you see him change his coat
[01:54.00]
[01:54.94]You know that means another vote
[01:57.17]And no one could do it like my dad
[01:58.96]And no one could do it like my dad
[02:00.34]And when the winter came around we never needed coal
[02:03.53]She always wore a low cut shoe
[02:05.12]No one could do it like my dad
[02:07.37]She'd make him stay in after school and pa would ne'er refuse
[02:09.83]And no one could do it like my dad
[02:11.81]I hate to brag about my fam'ly but I must say that
[02:14.85]My father is the greatest man who ever wore a hat
[02:18.68]He always took things easy in an easy sort of way
[02:21.95]No one could do it like my father
[02:23.62]Ever clever stunning cunning father
[02:26.61]Other men might do the same
[02:28.26]But when it came to make a name
[02:30.87]At keeping servant girls my father always was an ace
[02:34.77]He had a certain way to keep the ladies in their place
[02:37.89]Their place was in the kitchen and his place to keep them there
[02:40.59]
[02:43.60]I don't know how he did it but I really must declare
[02:47.64]
[02:48.56]No one could do it like my father
[02:50.49]Ever clever stunning cunning father
[02:52.46]
[02:53.38]Servants liked the cops of course
[02:57.15]
[02:59.05]So father joined the police force
[03:02.53]
[03:03.84]No one could do it like my dad
[03:06.23]
[03:09.07]One night papa went in to see that great Salome dance
[03:11.56]You talk about attention say he gave her ev'ry glance
[03:14.83]
[03:18.86]He has my mother dancing now her brain is in a whirl
[03:21.90]
[03:22.93]And only here last week he came home with a string of pearls
[03:26.29]
[03:28.77]No one could do it like my father
[03:31.22]
[03:31.77]Ever clever stunning cunning father
[03:33.04]
[03:34.12]Now he always stays at home
[03:35.75]
[03:36.66]Mama has learned that dance Salome
[03:41.76]
[03:43.10]My mother weighs three hundred pounds but don't give it away
[03:46.42]
[03:49.32]She bought a brand new sheath gown and she wore it yesterday
[03:53.27]My father showed his dignity when mother showed her sock
[03:57.28]
[03:57.96]Then just to make the two ends meet he used a big padlock
[04:02.18]No one could do it like my father
[04:04.70]Ever clever stunning cunning father
[04:06.37]Neighbor Jones and his neighbor Lee
[04:07.80]
[04:08.55]Are hunting for my father's key
[04:11.46]
[04:12.27]And no one could do it like my dad
[04:16.01]I haven't told you how my father and my mother wed
[04:20.94]She was an old maid he a burglar underneath her bed
[04:25.22]She flashed a gun at father and said I must be your wife
[04:30.90]My father wears a medal now for saving someone's life
[04:34.59]No one could do it like my dad
[04:36.59]
[04:44.46]No one could do it like my dad
[04:46.41]
[04:51.57]And when it came to taking things just kindly let me say
