[ti:The Pants] [ar:Brad Paisley] [al:American Saturday Night (Bonus] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]The Pants - Brad Paisley [00:20.29]36 32 boot cut with a skoal ring [00:23.19] [00:25.88]Grease stains bleach spots and a hole in the knee [00:33.31]You say the man inside those Levi's don't take orders [00:41.44]She'll just have to realize you'll do as you damn well please [00:48.63]You wear the pants [00:52.07]Buddy good for you [00:55.88]I'm so impressed [01:00.13]Yeah whoopty-doo [01:03.82]You need to know [01:07.57]That ain't how it works [01:11.19]It's not who wears the pants [01:15.63]It's who wears the skirt [01:22.13] [01:29.82]In the top drawer of her dresser there's some panties [01:36.32]Go try on that purple pair with lace and frills [01:44.26]With your big old thighs I bet you can't get in 'em [01:52.26]With that attitude of yours hell I bet you never will [01:59.63]But you wear the pants [02:03.19]Buddy good for you [02:06.88]I'm so impressed [02:10.81]Yeah whoopty-doo [02:12.94]You need to know [02:18.51]That ain't how it works [02:22.13]It's not who wears the pants [02:26.69]It's who wears the skirt [02:38.57] [03:03.37]A big old boy like you can probably bench 350 [03:11.18]A little thing like her can barely lift the bar [03:19.30]Just wait 'til that woman has a headache [03:26.74]And she sits there with her legs crossed [03:31.05]Well we'll see how strong you are [03:34.74]You wear the pants [03:38.32]Well buddy good for you [03:42.32]We're so impressed [03:47.26]Yeah whoopty-doo [03:50.07]You'll soon find out [03:53.63]That ain't how it works [03:57.39]It's not who wears the pants [04:02.39]It's who wears the skirt [04:06.51]You wear the pants [04:07.57]She'll wear the skirt