Funky Cold Medina (Aaron LaCrate & Debonair Samir RMX)-Tone-Loc

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[00:00.00]Funky Cold Medina (Aaron LaCrate & Debonair Samir RMX) - Tone-Loc
[00:15.46]Written by：Matt Dike
[00:30.92]Cold coolin' at a bar and I'm lookin' for some action
[00:34.74]But like mike jagger said I can't get no satisfaction
[00:38.69]The girls are all around but none of them wanna get with me
[00:42.35]My threads are fresh and I'm lookin' def yo what's up with L O C
[00:46.29]The girls is all jockin' at the other end of the bar
[00:49.91]Havin' drinks with some no name chump
[00:51.81]When they know that I'm the star
[00:53.72]So I got up and strolled over to the other side of the cantina
[00:57.66]I asked the guy why you so fly he said funky cold Medina
[01:08.48]Funky cold Medina
[01:16.65]This brother told me a secret on how to get more chicks
[01:20.41]Put a little Medina in your glass and the girls'll come real quick
[01:24.19]It's better than any alcohol or aphrodisiac
[01:28.20]A couple of sips of this love potion and she'll be on your lap
[01:31.77]So I gave some to my dog when he began to beg
[01:35.59]Then he licked his bowl and he looked at me
[01:37.71]And did the wild thing on my leg
[01:39.61]He used to scratch and bite me before he was much much meaner
[01:43.29]But now all the poodles run to my house for the funky cold Medina
[01:47.87]You know what I'm sayin'
[01:49.51]I got every dog in my neighborhood breakin' down my door
[01:53.71]I got spuds mckenzie
[01:55.88]Alex from stroh's
[01:59.81]They won't leave my dog alone with that Medina
[02:02.57]I went up to this girl she said hi my name is Sheena
[02:06.28]I thought she'd be good to go with a little funky cold Medina
[02:10.02]She said I'd like a drink I said ehm okay I'll go get it
[02:13.73]Then a couple sips she cold licked her lips
[02:15.74]And I knew that she was with it
[02:17.55]So I took her to my crib and everything went well as planned
[02:21.36]But when she got undressed it was a big old mess Sheena was a man
[02:25.14]So I threw him out I don't fool around with no Oscar Meyer wiener
[02:29.06]You must be sure that the girl is pure for the funky cold Medina
[02:35.79]You know ain't no plans with a man
[02:38.03]This is the 80's and I'm down with the ladies