[ti:Twisted] [ar:John Kay] [al:Born To Be Wild: A Retrospective] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Twisted - John Kay/The Sparrows [00:31.42]At six A M this morning [00:34.38]Oh the man knocked at my door [00:37.60]I screamed in his ear [00:38.89]I'm not the guy you're looking for [00:41.64]But got taken taken come I got taken just the same [00:52.52]When it comes to getting sleep at night [00:55.45]Oh I just can't seem to win [01:02.57]I went down to the zoo [01:04.87]Where I thought I might hide [01:07.99]There I met a friendly grizzly bear [01:10.23]Who took me for a ride [01:12.20]And I got mangled [01:14.94]Oh I got pushed all out of shape [01:22.52]When it comes to being sociable [01:24.59]Oh I just can't seem to win [02:03.70]While climbing up Mount Everest [02:05.61]To get away from all the noise [02:08.89]I slipped on a banana peel [02:10.45]And almost got destroyed [02:12.95]And I was worried all the way down to the ground [02:24.26]When it comes to holding safety nets [02:26.88]Nobody seems to be around [02:33.07]When I put myself together [02:36.05]I found that it was best [02:39.23]If I no longer tried to be just like all the rest [02:43.33]Because I'm twisted yeah but that's the bag I'm in [02:53.97]When it comes to being normal [02:55.80]Oh I just can't seem to win