The Reunion (Album Version|Explicit)-Bad Meets Evil

[ti:The Reunion]
[ar:Bad Meets Evil]
[al:Hell The Sequel]
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[00:03.78]This next song is a true story
[00:07.09](Come here b**ch )
[00:08.41](Aah )
[00:09.53]'Cause some things in this universe
[00:12.47]Don't make sense but some how
[00:14.72]Always seem to f**kin' work
[00:16.90]Flyin' down I-75 'bout to hop into 696
[00:20.47]I look over this f**kin' chick's tryna fix
[00:21.97]Her makeup I'm like"B**ch you ain't a plastic surgeon
[00:25.09]I advise ya to put up your visor I'm getting' kyna ticked
[00:27.90]You're blocking my side mirror" She's like"Yeah so"
[00:30.53]"I'm like"So You gon' need a stitch you keep acting like that ho
[00:34.15]I look your husband slut That's a rhetorical question
[00:37.09]You talk to me like you talk to him I'll f**k you up
[00:40.91]In fact get in the back seat like the rest of my dates
[00:43.97]No b**ch rides shotgun 'What taxi '
[00:45.47]Stop and pick you some Maxi-Pads up
[00:48.15]Is that what you actually asked me"
[00:50.72]B**ch reaches over and smacks me
[00:52.22]Says I annoy the f**k out her
[00:53.84]"Get the f**k in back Put on your slut powder
[00:56.41]You slut What Shut the f**k up now-or
[00:58.47]Getcha feelings hurt worse than my last chick
[01:00.22]When I accidentally butt-dialed her
[01:02.59]And she heard me spreading AIDS rumors UH-bout her"
[01:05.22]Turn the radio up-louder Make it thump while I bump
[01:07.97]That Relapse CD tryna hit every bump in that cunt
[01:11.09]'Fore I snap back into act-SHUN
[01:13.22]'Cause she kept asking me to quit calling her"cunt"
[01:16.84]I said"I cunt"
[01:17.59]She said"Marshall You ain't really like that Ohh-oh
[01:20.09]You're putting on a show is your mic dead
[01:22.72]You're breaking my heart" She said:
[01:25.84]"You're breaking my heart"
[01:29.03]'Cause you ain't really like that Ohh-oh
[01:31.90]You're putting on a show is your mic dead
[01:34.84]You're breaking my heart" She said:
[01:37.53]"You're breaking my heart"
[01:40.40]Uh pull up to club in a Porsche not a Pinto
[01:42.97]While Marshall's at a white trash party I'm at drama central
[01:45.16]I walk up in there looking at my phone on twitter tweeting:
[01:48.70]"I'm feeling a bunch a b**ches" looking at a cheesing
[01:51.98]I get approached by this little scheezer
[01:54.36]She asked me I am the realest G 'cause I'm Gucci from head to feet
[01:58.10]I said"Yeah I'm really is 'Cause I spit in ya man's face
[02:01.36]Like Cam did that little kid on Killa Season
[02:04.10]She said"I'm feelin' your big ego Wait am I talking wrong"
[02:07.04]I said"Naw I'm a walkin' Kanye/Beyonce song"
[02:09.23]She said"I'm mad at chu"
[02:11.56]I said"Why" She said"Why you never
[02:13.31]Make songs with chicks as if it's hard to do"
[02:16.06]I said"I make songs for me leave the studio
[02:18.05]And go an' f**k the b**ch who go on and make da songs for you"
[02:21.56]She said I'm feeling your whole swagger and flow
[02:24.12]Can we hook up" I said"Ummm
[02:26.31]You just used the word swagger So no"
[02:27.99]She said
[02:28.93]You ain't really like that Ohh-oh
[02:31.12]You're putting on a show is your mic dead
[02:34.12]You're breaking my heart" She said:
[02:36.99]"You're breaking my heart"
[02:40.37]'Cause you ain't really like that Ohh-oh
[02:42.93]You're putting on a show is your mic dead
[02:46.18]You're breaking my heart" She said:
[02:48.80]"You're breaking my heart"
[02:49.74]We been riding around in this hatchback 'til I'm f**king hunchback
[02:54.75]Where the f**k's this party at slutbag
[02:55.93]Cunt Cut what act Think it's act F**k that
[02:58.74]I'm tryna shag scuz Better find this loveshack
[03:00.49]Or somewhere the f**k-at Ah Don't touch that
[03:03.12]You fat dyke I'm trine hear some Bagpipes
[03:05.49]From Baghdad Don't act like
[03:06.93]You don't like 'em: them accents I rap tight
[03:09.30]And Imma torture you 'til we find this place Yeah that's right
[03:11.93]I thought it was just past this light just past Van Dyk
[03:15.62]Better hit that maplight read them directions Oh yeah
[03:18.24]You can't read And you can't write You told me that last night"
[03:21.37]She took my CD out the deck snapped in half like
[03:23.93](Crack)"Relapse sucked" I snapped hit the gas like
[03:26.81](Zoom) Blew through the lights spun out hit a patch of black ice
[03:30.06]Forgot we had trailer hitched to the back We jack-knifed
[03:32.12]B**ch flew out the car I laugh like she deserved it
[03:36.05]She didn't think I'd act like
[03:37.49]That in person
[03:38.37]("Royce Marshall just crashed right in front of the club")
[03:40.81]Verse 4 (Royce Da 5'9"):
[03:42.37]Tell 'em I be there in a minute
[03:45.62]I'm tryna break up this catfight
[03:46.81]Between my mistress and damn wife
[03:47.87]Then this chick wanted a hug She was fat
[03:50.12]So I gave her dap then I tell 'er to scat
[03:52.18]I'm not mean I'm cute
[03:53.37]On my way to the front door taken' the scenic route
[03:54.37]To avoid this chick with a *lace* looking' like Venus' and Serena's hoofs
[03:55.69]I'm saying: them chicks got horse's asses they been attractive
[03:58.18]Hope when they see me they don't slap me with them tennis rackets
[04:01.12]
[04:02.52]My mind drifted back to this sh*t I see my wife push her down
[04:06.15](Aagh ) Step over her body then smack the mistress
[04:08.58]Police outside I turn and past the gat to Viscious
[04:12.09]Then I step out and see my evil twin he gives me an evil grin
[04:15.27](Argh ) He mocks the mistress turns around gives the misses hugs and kisses
[04:17.96]Looks at me twisted like Nickel ("Yeah watch this sh*t")
[04:20.84]He smacks the dentures outta the mouth of the fat b**ch
[04:23.02]He rode with and looks back to mention:
[04:24.83]"Royce it's good to be back to business"
[04:26.84]You ain't really like that Ohh-oh
[04:29.02]You're putting on a show is your mic dead
[04:33.21]You're breaking our hearts" they said:
[04:35.71]"You're breaking our hearts"
[04:38.71]'Cause you ain't really like that Ohh-oh
[04:41.59]You're putting on a show is your mic dead
[04:45.02]You're breaking our heart" they said:
[04:47.60]"You're breaking our heart"