踎低喷饭-林海峰

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[00:00.00]踎低喷饭 - 林海峰
[00:00.44]唔好意思
[00:01.78]林海峰仲系后台换梗衫
[00:03.91]所以呢
[00:04.78]佢今日叫我帮佢做埋介绍
[00:06.91]The invisible man
[00:07.52]独家呈献
[00:10.46]林海峰踎低喷饭
[00:13.39]请大家快啲坐低
[00:15.15]将手机关掉
[00:16.27]吸烟嘅朋友
[00:17.71]请你食埋最后一口烟
[00:19.68]因为林海峰就快出场啦
[00:23.68]踎低喷饭
[00:25.94]点解餐餐撑到硬
[00:27.83]ABC餐洗乜点拣
[00:30.15]冇饭气攻心至烦
[00:32.09]踎低喷饭
[00:34.27]医饱即刻无咁烦
[00:36.54]一粒轻松一粒辛苦
[00:38.79]擘大个口吞啖饭
[00:40.84]港岛李生
[00:42.96]屋企复式背向山
[00:45.21]海景烟花眼咪眨
[00:47.74]可惜天天要上班
[00:49.74]呢位老板
[00:52.11]公司休息佢照返
[00:54.11]通宵加班无去玩
[00:56.18]早餐等于佢晚餐
[00:58.67]身体郁一郁就散
[01:00.96]即刻睇医生执药单
[01:02.73]食到佢眼坦坦
[01:04.35]佢话出得嚟行预咗要还
[01:07.04]辛苦你
[01:10.60]每餐有药配抑郁送饭
[01:15.26]食饱 冚被 最好瞓
[01:22.20]唔系话咁简单
[01:24.57]踎低喷饭
[01:26.63]点解餐餐咁困难
[01:29.01]生粒金蛋吞粒子弹
[01:31.45]最后个医生最赚
[01:33.26]踎低喷饭
[01:35.56]只想医饱无嘢烦
[01:37.81]一粒轻松一粒辛苦
[01:39.93]擘大个口吞啖饭
[01:41.93]踎低 有蚀 有赚 喷饭
[01:50.71]踎低 有药 送饭 吃饭
[01:59.65]天水李生
[02:02.03]搵得几多够半餐
[02:03.84]几多散工佢要争
[02:06.28]一夫当关无税单
[02:08.21]悭得要悭
[02:10.90]悭得几多买只蛋
[02:12.59]仔仔女女要吔橙
[02:15.09]橙橙蛋蛋都要拣
[02:17.28]早餐担心到晚餐
[02:19.46]李生嗌一声你老板
[02:21.09]索啖气博命叹
[02:22.84]佢话条路难行佢都照行
[02:25.62]辛苦你
[02:28.87]每餐隔夜餸加炒冷饭
[02:33.80]食饱 冚被
[02:37.55]最好瞓 唔系话咁简单
[02:43.12]踎低喷饭
[02:45.18]点解餐餐咁困难
[02:47.62]一开个簿得过散纸好散
[02:49.93]最后个袋胶到烂
[02:51.80]踎低喷饭
[02:53.93]只想医饱无嘢烦
[02:56.12]一粒轻松一粒辛苦
[02:58.43]擘大个口吞啖饭
[03:00.43]踎低 无蚀 无赚 喷饭
[03:09.16]踎低 无肉 有饭 吃饭
[03:35.80]踎低喷饭
[03:38.02]点解餐餐撑到硬
[03:40.05]ABC餐洗乜点拣
[03:42.31]无饭气攻心至烦
[03:44.06]踎低喷饭
[03:46.25]医饱食粥无咁烦
[03:48.69]一粒轻松一粒辛苦
[03:50.83]坐落马桶想喷饭
[03:52.96]踎低 有事 要办 喷饭
[04:01.52]粒粒 够硬 跌落 索啖
[04:10.34]金光灿烂
[04:13.03]唔好意思 林海峰依家去紧厕所
[04:15.70]就快返嚟 请等等