[ti:My Name Is] [ar:Boom the Bass] [al:Hip Hop & Dance] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]My Name Is - Graham Blvd. [00:01.35]Hi My name is (what ) My name is (who ) [00:04.75]My name is Slim Shady [00:07.03]Hi My name is (huh ) My name is (what ) [00:10.45]My name is Slim Shady [00:13.66]Ahem excuse me [00:15.97]Can I have the attention of the class [00:18.55]For one second [00:24.05]Hi kids Do you like violence [00:25.82](Yeah yeah yeah ) [00:26.61]Wanna see me stick Nine Inch [00:27.80]Nails through each one of my eyelids [00:28.85](Uh-huh ) [00:29.35]Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did [00:31.27](Yeah yeah ) [00:32.38]Try 'cid and get f**ked up worse that my life is [00:34.73](Huh ) [00:35.20]My brain's dead weight [00:36.13]I'm tryin to get my head straight [00:37.64]But I can't figure out which [00:38.70]Spice Girl I want to impregnate (Ummmm ) [00:41.25]And Dr Dre said"Slim Shady you a basehead" [00:43.46]Uh-uhhh"So why's your face red Man you wasted" [00:46.14]Well since age twelve [00:47.33]I've felt like I'm someone else [00:48.50]Cause I hung my original [00:49.59]Self from the top bunk with a belt [00:52.03]Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off [00:54.55]And smacked her so hard [00:55.65]I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross [00:58.06]I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my a** [01:00.81]Faster than a fat b**ch who sat down too fast [01:03.59]C'mere slut [01:04.62](Shady wait a minute that's my girl dog ) [01:06.51]I don't give a f**k [01:07.33]God sent me to piss the world off [01:08.73]Hi My name is (what ) My name is [01:11.41](who ) [01:12.12]My name is Slim Shady [01:14.35]Hi My name is (huh ) My name is [01:17.06](what ) [01:17.61]My name is Slim Shady [01:19.98]Hi My name is (what ) My name is [01:22.69](who ) [01:23.40]My name is Slim Shady [01:25.47]Hi My name is (huh ) My name is [01:28.38](what ) [01:28.93]My name is Slim Shady [01:30.58]My English teacher wanted to flunk me [01:32.74]In junior high [01:33.84]Thanks a lot next semester I'll be thirty-five [01:36.54]I smacked him in his face with an eraser [01:38.86]Chased him with a stapler [01:42.35]Walked in the strip club [01:43.48]Had my jacket zipped up [01:45.01]Flashed the bartender [01:45.91]Then stuck my dick in the tip cup [01:47.96]Extraterrestrial runnin over pedestrians [01:50.41]In a spaceship while they screamin at me: [01:52.52]"LET'S JUST BE FRIENDS" [01:54.10]Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to [01:56.44]I just found out my mom [01:57.72]Does more d**e than I do [01:58.91](Damn ) [01:59.83]I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper [02:02.13]Make a record about doin [02:03.06]*** and name it after her [02:04.83](Oh thank you ) [02:05.64]You know you blew up when the women [02:06.71]Rush your stands [02:07.42]And try to touch your hands [02:08.54]Like some screamin [02:09.21]Usher fans [02:09.90](Aaahhhhhh ) [02:10.53]This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph [02:12.58](Dude can I get your autograph ) [02:13.81]So I signed it: 'Dear Dave [02:14.73]Thanks for the support ASSHOLE ' [02:16.15]Hi My name is (what ) My name is [02:18.99](who ) [02:19.44]My name is Slim Shady [02:21.53]Hi My name is (huh ) My name is [02:24.08](what ) [02:24.97]My name is Slim Shady [02:27.09]Hi My name is (what ) My name is [02:30.06](who ) [02:30.68]My name is Slim Shady [02:32.89]Hi My name is (huh ) My name is [02:35.81](what ) [02:36.30]My name is Slim Shady [02:38.48]Stop the tape [02:39.50]This kid needs to be locked away [02:41.25](Get him ) [02:41.91]Dr Dre don't just stand there OPERATE [02:44.31]I'm not ready to leave it's too scary to die [02:46.67](F**k that ) [02:47.44]I'll have to be carried inside [02:48.55]The cemetery and buried alive [02:49.93](Huh yup ) Am I comin or goin [02:51.61]I can barely decide [02:52.88]I just drank a fifth of vodka [02:54.75]Dare me to drive (Go ahead) [02:56.46]All my life I was very deprived [02:57.97]I ain't had a woman in years [02:59.46]And my palms are too hairy to hide [03:01.08](Whoops ) Clothes ripped [03:02.22]Like the Incredible Hulk (hachhh-too) [03:04.20]I spit when I talk I'll f**k [03:05.55]Anything that walks (C'mere) [03:07.13]When I was little I used [03:08.11]To get so hungry I would throw fits [03:09.63]HOW YOU GONNA BREAST [03:10.38]FEED ME MOM (WAH ) [03:11.65]YOU AIN'T GOT NO TITS (WAHHH ) [03:12.93]I lay awake and strap myself in the bed [03:14.89]Put a bulleproof vest on and shoot [03:16.43]Myself in the head [03:17.36](BANG ) [03:17.95]I'm steamin mad (Arrrggghhh ) [03:19.12]And by the way when you see my dad [03:20.39](Yeah ) [03:20.84]Tell him that I slit his throat in this dream I had [03:23.39]Hi My name is (what ) My name is [03:26.08](who ) [03:26.74]My name is Slim Shady [03:28.82]Hi My name is (huh ) My name is [03:31.79](what ) [03:32.36]My name is Slim Shady [03:34.46]Hi My name is (what ) My name is [03:37.42](who ) [03:37.99]My name is Slim Shady [03:39.98]Hi My name is (huh ) My name is [03:42.87](what ) [03:43.54]My name is Slim Shady