I'm An Ordinary Man-Rex Harrison

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[00:11.55]Well after all Pickering I'm an ordinary man
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[00:21.61]Who desires nothing more than an ordinary chance
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[00:34.44]To live exactly as he likes and do precisely what he wants
[00:43.42]An average man am I of no eccentric whim
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[00:47.95]Who likes to live his life free of strife
[00:51.22]Doing whatever he thinks is best for him
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[00:56.38]Well just an ordinary man
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[01:01.38]BUT Let a woman in your life and your serenity is through
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[01:07.23]She'll redecorate your home from the cellar to the dome
[01:09.98]And then go on to the enthralling fun of overhauling you
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[01:15.53]Let a woman in your life and you're up against a wall
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[01:20.89]Make a plan and you will find
[01:22.31]That she has something else in mind
[01:23.83]And so rather than do either you do something else
[01:26.12]That neither likes at all you want to talk of keats and milton
[01:32.20]She only wants to talk of love
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[01:34.83]You go to see a play or ballet and spend it searching
[01:38.70]For her glove let a woman in your life
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[01:42.82]And you invite eternal strife
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[01:46.40]Let them buy their wedding bands for those anxious little hands
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[01:52.35]I'd be equally as willing for a dentist to be drilling
[01:55.44]Than to ever let a woman in my life I'm a very gentle man
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[02:03.96]Even tempered and good natured
[02:06.12]Who you never hear complain
[02:08.16]Who has the milk of human kindness
[02:10.59]By the quart in every vein
[02:12.76]A patient man am I down to my fingertips
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[02:17.19]The sort who never could ever would
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[02:20.42]Let an insulting remark escape his lips
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[02:26.48]Very gentle man
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[02:30.67]But Let a woman in your life
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[02:33.37]And patience hasn't got a chance
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[02:36.43]She will beg you for advice your reply will be concise
[02:39.38]And she will listen very nicely and then go out
[02:41.33]And do exactly what she wants
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[02:44.89]You are a man of grace and polish
[02:47.52]Who never spoke above a hush
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[02:50.45]All at once you're using language that would make
[02:53.93]A sailor blush let a woman in your life
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[02:58.21]And you're plunging in a knife
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[03:02.16]Let the others of my s*x tie the knot around their necks
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[03:07.93]I prefer a new edition of the Spanish Inquisition
[03:11.31]Than to ever let a woman in my life I'm a quiet living man
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[03:19.93]Who prefers to spend the evening in the silence of his room
[03:24.24]Who likes an atmosphere as restful as
[03:27.07]An undiscovered tomb
[03:28.72]A pensive man am I of philosophical joys
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[03:33.22]Who likes to meditate contemplate
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[03:36.55]Far for humanities mad inhuman noise
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[03:43.29]Quiet living man
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[03:47.51]But let a woman in your life and your sabbatical is through
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[03:53.32]In a line that never ends comes an army of her friends
[03:56.17]Come to jabber and to chatter
[03:57.27]And to tell her what the matter is with you
[03:59.43]She'll have a booming boisterous family
[04:04.11]Who will descend on you en mass
[04:06.81]She'll have a large wagnarian mother
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[04:09.57]With a voice that shatters glass
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[04:12.28]Let a woman in your life
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[04:27.05]Let a woman in your life
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[04:32.00]Let a woman in your life I shall never let a woman in my life