[ti:Who The F... is Alice] [ar:Smokie] [al:Oktoberfest Party - Die Wies'n Hitparade] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Who The F... is Alice - Smokie [00:08.40]Sally called when she got the word [00:13.28]She said:"I suppose you've heard [00:20.04]About Alice" [00:23.65]Well I rushed to the window [00:25.80]And I looked outside [00:28.19]But I could hardly believe my eyes [00:32.04]As a big limousine rolled up [00:35.47]Into Alice's drive [00:39.14]Oh I don't know why she's leaving [00:41.47]Or where she's gonna go [00:43.39]I guess she's got her reasons [00:45.05]But I just don't want to know [00:47.03]'Cos for twenty-four years [00:49.23]I've been living next door to Alice [00:52.47]Alice who the f**k is Alice [00:55.43]Twenty-four years just waiting for a chance [00:59.01]To tell her how I'm feeling maybe get a second glance [01:02.91]Now I've got to get used to not living next door to [01:07.30]Alice [01:08.31]Alice who the f**k is Alice [01:11.45]Grew up together [01:13.36]Two kids in the park [01:15.84]Carved our initials [01:17.47]Deep in the bark [01:22.80]Me and Alice [01:26.79]Now she walks through the door [01:28.88]With her head held high [01:31.11]Just for a moment I caught her eye [01:35.01]As a big limousine pulled slowly [01:38.07]Out of Alice's drive [01:42.46]Oh I don't know why she's leaving [01:44.34]Or where she's gonna go [01:46.32]I guess she's got her reasons [01:48.06]But I just don't want to know [01:49.98]'Cos for twenty-four years [01:52.10]I've been living next door to Alice [01:55.68]Alice who the f**k is Alice [01:58.46]Twenty-four years just waiting for a chance [02:02.05]To tell her how I'm feeling maybe get a second glance [02:05.90]Now I gotta get used to not living next door to [02:10.18]Alice [02:11.25]Alice who the f**k is Alice [02:14.45]Sally called back asked how I felt [02:18.86]She said:"I know how to help [02:25.31]Get over Alice" [02:29.07]She said:"Now Alice is gone [02:31.57]But I'm still here [02:33.96]You know I've been waiting [02:35.70]For twenty-four years" [02:39.50]And the big limousine disappeared [02:45.55]I don't know why she's leaving [02:47.25]Or where she's gonna go [02:49.31]I guess she's got her reasons [02:50.93]But I just don't want to know [02:52.96]'Cos for twenty-four years [02:55.06]I've been living next door to Alice [02:58.51]Alice who the f**k is Alice [03:01.32]Twenty-four years just waiting for a chance [03:04.98]To tell her how I feel and maybe get a second glance [03:08.79]But I'll never get used to not living next door to [03:13.35]Alice [03:14.17]Alice who the f**k is Alice [03:16.65]Now I never get used to not living next door to [03:23.45]Alice