If I Had $1,000,000-Barenaked Ladies

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[00:01.02]If I Had $1 000 000
[00:05.32]Barenaked Ladies
[00:26.36]If I Had a Million Dollars
[00:29.79]If I had a million dollars
[00:32.47]Well I'd buy you a house I'd buy you a house
[00:38.52]And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars
[00:44.45]I'd buy you furniture for your house maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman
[00:50.50]And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars
[00:56.31]Well I'd buy you a K-Car a nice reliant automobile
[01:02.41]And if I had a million dollars I'd buy your love
[01:15.02]If I had a million dollars I'd build a tree-fort in our yard
[01:20.45]If I had a million dollars you could help it wouldn't be that hard
[01:26.44]If I had a million dollars maybe we could put a little tiny fridge in there somewhere
[01:32.31]“You know we could just go up there and hang out ”
[01:34.55]“Like open the fridge and stuff
[01:36.00]And there'd all be foods laid out for us like little pre-wrapped sausages and things
[01:38.93]They have pre-wrapped sausages but they don't have pre-wrapped bacon ”
[01:41.36]“Well can you blame them ”
[01:44.11]“Yeah ”
[01:47.41]If I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars
[01:53.16]Well I'd buy you a fur coat but not a real fur coat that's cruel
[01:59.58]And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars
[02:04.94]Well I'd buy you an exotic pet yep like a llama or an emu
[02:11.13]And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars
[02:16.41]Well I'd buy you John Merrick's remains all them crazy elephant bones
[02:22.85]And if I had a million dollars I'd buy your love
[02:35.21]If I had a million dollars we wouldn't have to walk to the store
[02:41.07]If I had a million dollars we'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more
[02:47.50]If I had a million dollars we wouldn't have to eat Kraft dinner
[02:52.86]“But we would eat Kraft dinner ”
[02:54.55]“Of course we would we'd just eat more ”
[02:56.66]“And buy really expensive ketchups with it ”
[02:59.03]“That's right all the fanciest Dijon ketchups ”
[03:07.89]If I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars
[03:13.52]Wel I'd buy you a green dress but not a real green dress that's cruel
[03:19.82]And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars
[03:25.55]Well I'd buy you some art A Picasso or a Garfunkel
[03:31.42]And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars
[03:37.36]Well I'd buy you a monkey haven't you always wanted a monkey
[03:43.02]And if I had a million dollars I'd buy your love
[03:55.13]If I had a million dollars; if I had a million dollars
[04:01.07]If I had a million dollars; if I had a million dollars
[04:06.92]If I had a million dollars I'd be rich
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