[ti:Holy Horses**t, Batman!!] [ar:Gym Class Heroes] [al:The Papercut Chronicles II] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Holy Horses**t, Batman!! - Gym Class Heroes [00:11.09]She reached her hand out with a pamphlet [00:13.06]And I politely said"No Mam" [00:15.96]I mean no disrespect [00:16.88]And I apologize if this f**ks up your program [00:20.41]You tell me I'm gonna burn for lying [00:22.13]But the heat can turn water to wine [00:25.75]Well if there's a hell below [00:27.18]Then we're all gonna be just fine [00:29.24]So there I stood six feet in sin [00:31.88]A walking contradiction [00:34.20]But am I wrong for posing question [00:36.28]Or am I just another lost soul searching [00:38.93]Then she gave me a look so unchristian [00:41.15]And told she'd pray for my children [00:43.70]I said"So holy you'll probably out-live me [00:46.63]But if I bought a Jesus piece he'd forgive me" [00:50.28]Maybe I would be a fool to think [00:54.94]That somewhere in the sky's a place for me [01:00.08]What good would it be to pray for me [01:04.27]You won't save me don't pray for me [01:12.92]Now I've never been religious [01:15.12]I'm just a big fan of logistics [01:17.54]And if it makes sense then I'm all for it [01:19.94]I even pray if the situation calls for it [01:22.36]Somebody asked me if I believe in miracles [01:24.68]I try to answer without sounding satirical [01:27.74]I'm 3 years past my expiration [01:29.98]And yet I'm still fresher than a newborn [01:32.73]So I guess that's my explanation [01:34.85]But it's safe to say I've never seen a unicorn [01:37.78]And I never chase rainbows [01:39.95]But I hear the devil wears designer clothes [01:42.65]So does God have a favourite brand [01:44.72]And for that matter is he even a man [01:47.34]And will I go to hell for even saying that [01:49.54]Only time will tell I'm just relaying facts [01:52.13]Maybe I would be a fool to think [01:56.79]That somewhere in the sky's a place for me [02:02.00]What good would it be to pray for me [02:06.15]You won't save me don't pray for me [02:46.74]Maybe I would be a fool to think [02:51.27]That somewhere in the sky's a place for me [02:56.33]What good would it be to pray for me [03:00.60]You won't save me don't pray for me [03:06.60]Maybe I would be a fool to think [03:10.85]That somewhere in the sky's a place for me [03:16.28]What good would it be to pray for me [03:20.36]You won't save me don't pray for me