Online-Brad Paisley

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[00:00.00]Online - Brad Paisley
[00:22.05]I work down at the Pizza Pit
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[00:25.37]And I drive an old Hyundai
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[00:29.21]I still live with my mom and dad
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[00:32.59]I'm 5 foot 3 and overweight
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[00:35.79]I'm a sci-fi fanatic a mild asthmatic
[00:40.05]And I've never been to second base
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[00:43.10]But there's a whole nother me
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[00:45.14]That you need to see go check out MySpace
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[00:50.57]'Cause online I'm out in Hollywood
[00:54.05]I'm 6 foot 5 and I look damn good
[00:57.67]I drive a Maserati I'm a black-belt in karate
[01:00.81]And I love a good glass of wine
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[01:04.93]It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
[01:08.63]I tell them I don't want nothing serious
[01:12.03]'Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way
[01:16.00]Chat with two women at one time
[01:19.00]I'm so much cooler online
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[01:22.96]So much cooler online
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[01:26.49]When I get home I kiss my mom
[01:29.78]And she fixes me a snack
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[01:33.78]And I head down to my basement bedroom
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[01:37.66]And fire up my Mac
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[01:41.29]In real life the only time
[01:43.60]I've ever even been to L A
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[01:47.69]Is when I got the chance with the marching band
[01:51.34]To play tuba in the Rose Parade
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[01:57.03]But online I live in Malibu
[01:58.96]I posed for Calvin Klein I've been in GQ
[02:02.50]I'm single and I'm rich
[02:04.15]And I've got a set of six pack abs that would blow your mind
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[02:09.71]It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
[02:13.15]I tell them I don't want nothing serious
[02:16.84]'Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way
[02:20.58]Chat with two women at one time
[02:23.94]I'm so much cooler online
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[02:27.62]Yeah I'm cooler online
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[02:30.90]When you got my kind of stats
[02:33.04]It's hard to get a date let alone a real girlfriend
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[02:38.15]But I grow another foot and I lose a bunch of weight
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[02:42.01]Every time I login
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[03:00.30]Online I'm out in Hollywood
[03:03.52]I'm 6 foot 5 and I look damn good
[03:07.37]Even on a slow day I can have a three way
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[03:11.13]Chat with two women at one time
[03:13.85]I'm so much cooler online
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[03:18.10]Yeah I'm cooler online
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[03:21.20]Yeah I'm so much cooler online
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[03:25.16]Yeah I'm cooler online
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[03:32.40]Hey I'm cooler online
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[03:39.63]Yeah I'll see ya online
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[03:46.80]Hey I'm cooler online