School Mam-The Stranglers

[ti:School Mam]
[ar:扼杀者]
[al:The Old Testament (UA Studio Recs 77-82)]
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[00:00.00]School Mam - The Stranglers
[01:05.90]A fine day for the classroom
[01:07.30]And the pupils are here
[01:10.24]Timmy's got a headache
[01:11.73]But the others don't care
[01:14.35]Sarah's got to stay behind
[01:16.11]And help with the drill
[01:18.56]Teacher's got his eye on her moves
[01:20.59]In for the kill
[01:22.76]Nobody can see or hear the things
[01:24.93]That they do
[01:26.95]All the books are closed there
[01:28.32]Must be something they do
[01:31.00]Only teacher knows about the subjects
[01:33.56]They span span
[01:35.27]Education's secondary - being a school mam
[01:39.50]Oooey teacher's doing fine
[01:44.94]As far as I can see
[01:50.22]Being a school mam
[01:51.46]Long holidays in the summer
[01:54.37]Being a school mam
[01:55.54]Free milk in your coffee breaks
[01:58.53]Being a school mam
[02:00.09]Government paid monthly salary cheques
[02:02.47]Being a school mam
[02:04.82]Noise is heard the principal investigates
[02:08.78]She turns on all the cameras
[02:10.96]And it's too late
[02:13.22]Catches both their pants down in a passion warm
[02:17.45]Hasn't seen it happen
[02:18.78]Since the day she was born
[02:21.64]Reaches down for glasses
[02:23.17]That just can't be found
[02:25.81]By the time she finds them
[02:27.37]Why they're down on the ground
[02:30.04]Tossing and a'turning
[02:31.69]They've got feverish hands
[02:34.23]Life can be so fluid
[02:35.76]When you're being a school mam
[02:38.43]Oooey teacher's doing fine
[02:44.05]As far as I can see
[02:49.14]Being a school mam
[02:50.38]Controlling promiscuity after hours
[02:53.32]Being a school mam
[02:54.62]Giving out detentions by the dozen
[02:57.46]Being a school mam
[02:58.83]Give her fifty lines （of speed）
[03:01.66]Being a school mam
[03:03.69]Sucking on her fingernails can't believe
[03:05.94]What she's seen
[03:07.92]She seems so engrossed at
[03:09.73]What appears on the screen
[03:12.03]Locks her door with trembling hands
[03:13.97]Her heart's beating fast
[03:16.39]She pretends she's down there
[03:18.06]On the floor in the class
[03:20.59]Gives herself to teacher
[03:21.86]Although he doesn't know
[03:24.84]Works herself into a frenzied state
[03:27.16]And it shows
[03:29.02]Sarah's almost at the top
[03:30.91]But try as she can
[03:33.23]She can't reach her helter skelter down
[03:35.52]With the school mam
[03:37.06]Just watch her go and help her
[03:38.87]Try if you can
[03:41.42]Use your twentieth century imagination
[03:44.71]If you've got any
[04:02.50]Oooey now she's at the top
[04:07.87]And teacher sets her free
[04:12.94]Being a school mam
[04:15.06]Disgusting behaviour
[04:17.00]Being a school mam
[04:18.59]All over the parquet flooring
[04:21.31]Being a school mam
[04:22.81]Let the flood gates open wide
[04:25.47]Being a school mam
[04:27.61]Now the principal collapses dead on the floor
[04:31.74]With
[04:31.90]Contentment on her wrinkled old face ever more
[04:36.09]She went out the very best way
[04:37.66]That an old woman can
[04:40.12]She was where the action was down there
[04:42.43]With the school mam
[04:44.58]Oooey
[04:48.74]Teacher never will discover who could see
[04:55.02]Being a school mam
[04:56.29]One and one make two if you are very lucky
[04:59.21]Being a school mam
[05:00.55]Two twos make four if I remember correctly
[05:04.45]Being a school mam
[05:05.59]Four fours make sixteen and sixteen's over age
[05:09.44]Sixteen and sixteen make thirty-two
[05:11.56]That's approaching middle age
[05:13.82]Thirty-two and thirty-two make sixty-four
[05:15.98]That's OAP land
[05:17.94]Sixty-four and sixty-four make one-hundred-and-twenty-eight
[05:21.98]One-hundred-and-twenty-eight divided by three
[05:24.02]Let me pause for reflection for a second
[05:29.99]But teacher
[05:32.74]Three does not go into one-hundred-and-twentyeight exactly;
[05:38.16]But it goes forty-two and a bit;
[05:40.63]43 44 45 46 47 48 49 49 1 49 2
[05:50.08]49 3 49 4 49 5 49 6 49 7
[05:55.44]49 8 49 9
[05:57.38]49 9 49 9 49 9 49 9 49 9
[06:02.72]49 9 49 9 49 9
[06:07.13]Fifty