The Universal Adjective Song-Pinkard

[ti:The Universal Adjective Song (Album Version)]
[ar:Pinkard & Bowden]
[al:Live In Front Of A Bunch Of D-ckh--ds]
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[00:00.00]The Universal Adjective Song - Pinkard/Bowden
[01:00.76]I guess I must've learned that word
[01:03.49]When I was just a child
[01:05.85]But how the f**k would I know
[01:08.18]It would drive my teachers wild
[01:12.63]It just seemed so descriptive
[01:14.99]When I read it off the wall
[01:17.62]I shouted it in the classroom
[01:19.94]And had to stand in the f**kin' hall
[01:23.36]You know that I refined its use
[01:29.88]When I was in the Navy
[01:32.47]I learned to eat defensively
[01:34.69]And say"Pass the f**kin' gravy"
[01:37.90]They taught me how to f**k around
[01:41.97]And live it up on leave
[01:44.23]The ways I've learned to use that word
[01:46.99]You wouldn't f**kin' believe
[01:50.48]Oh the universal adjective is
[01:54.01]F**kin' up my life
[01:55.65]F**kin' up my life (Yeah)
[01:59.74]F**kin' up my life
[02:01.57]I lost so many friends
[02:04.09]I even lost my f**kin' wife
[02:07.85]The universal adjective is
[02:10.12]F**kin' up my life
[02:18.18]I was sittin' in a bar one night
[02:19.97]All f**ked up on tequila
[02:22.73]My wife comes in all f**kin' mad
[02:25.74]Says"I'll f**kin' see ya"
[02:29.74]I really didn't understand
[02:32.31]Just what the f**k she meant
[02:34.59]Until she took me into court
[02:37.03]And she took every f**kin' cent
[02:39.10](Sing along)
[02:41.67]Oh the universal adjective is
[02:45.08]F**kin' up my life
[02:47.10]F**kin' up my life (Yeah)
[02:50.42]F**kin' up my life
[02:52.64]I lost so many friends
[02:54.88]I even lost my f**kin' wife
[02:58.83]The universal adjective is
[03:01.41]F**kin' up my life