The Worst Joke Ever-R.E.M.

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[00:00.00]The Worst Joke Ever - R.E.M. (快转眼球乐队)
[00:06.04]You see there's this cat burglar
[00:08.68]Who can't see in the dark
[00:12.24]He lays his bets on 8 more lives
[00:15.41]Walks into a bar
[00:18.55]Slips on the 8 ball falls on his knife
[00:23.44]Says I don't know what I've done
[00:27.02]But it doesn't feel right
[00:31.24]Some things don't hold up
[00:33.16]Over the course of a lifetime
[00:43.10]When's the first time you heard that one 1954
[00:49.31]Get to the punch line
[00:52.33]Fall to the floor
[00:55.85]Give me a minute
[00:57.73]And I'll tell you the setup for
[01:01.21]The worst joke ever I never
[01:08.20]I'll tell you my version of the greatest life story
[01:14.62]Don't bore me
[01:20.43]Now I am floating
[01:23.08]I feel released
[01:26.20]The moorings have been dropped
[01:28.95]The weights unleashed
[01:32.27]Everything is crystalline
[01:35.39]Simple and free
[01:44.43]The crime of good men who can't wrestle with change
[01:47.34]Or are too afraid to face
[01:51.22]This life's misjudged unknowns
[01:56.96]You're not hurting anybody else's chances
[02:03.63]But you're disfiguring your own
[02:09.74]Give me a minute
[02:11.75]And I'll tell you the setup for
[02:15.12]The worst joke ever I never
[02:22.04]I'll tell you my version of the greatest life story
[02:28.51]Don't bore me I NEVER
[02:34.30]Give me a minute
[02:36.26]And I'll tell you the setup
[02:46.63]You see there's this feeling
[02:48.40]That I've heard this one before