[ti:Town Meeting Song] [ar:Danny Elfman] [al:圣诞夜惊魂] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Town Meeting Song - Danny Elfman (丹尼·叶夫曼) [01:13.88]Listen [01:14.90] [01:18.24]There were objects so peculiar [01:21.61] [01:24.96]They were not to be believed [01:28.36] [01:30.58]All around things to tantalize my brain [01:35.21] [01:37.58]My brain [01:38.88] [01:41.06]It's a world unlike anything I've ever seen [01:45.44] [01:50.05]And as hard as I try [01:52.05] [01:53.88]I can't seem to describe [01:55.95] [01:58.04]Like a most improbable dream [02:02.64] [02:04.73]Improbable dream [02:06.33] [02:08.97]But you must believe when I tell you this [02:12.06]It's as real as my skull and it does exist [02:15.18] [02:18.53]Here let me show you [02:20.33] [02:22.58]This is a thing called a present [02:27.05] [02:29.40]The whole thing starts with a box [02:33.81] [02:36.70]A box [02:37.22] [02:38.13]Is it steel [02:39.02] [02:39.88]Are there locks [02:40.64] [02:41.74]Is it filled with a pox [02:43.07] [02:45.16]A pox [02:45.69] [02:46.63]How delightful a pox [02:51.49] [02:56.29]If you please [02:57.10] [02:57.82]Just a box with bright-colore paper [03:00.74]And the whole thing's topped with a bow [03:03.49] [03:07.05]A bow [03:10.29] [03:12.79]But why [03:13.84] [03:16.45]How ugly [03:19.11] [03:23.75]What's in it [03:27.38] [03:28.91]What's in it [03:32.90] [03:34.77]That's the point of the thing not to know [03:37.60] [03:39.83]It's a bat [03:40.46] [03:41.25]Will it bend [03:42.02] [03:43.18]It's a rat [03:43.81] [03:44.67]Will it break [03:45.36] [03:46.77]Perhaps it's the head that I found in the lake [03:55.04] [03:58.52]Listen now you don't understand [04:01.72] [04:05.59]That's not the point of Christmas land [04:08.31] [04:10.10]Now pay attention [04:11.26] [04:13.41]We pick up an oversized sock [04:15.61] [04:17.48]And hang it like this on the wall [04:21.77] [04:26.31]Oh yes Does it still have a foot [04:29.40] [04:33.34]Let me see let me look [04:35.53] [04:40.15]Is it rotted and covered with gook [04:43.72] [04:46.57]Hmm let me explain [04:49.20] [04:53.32]There's no foot inside but there's candy [04:56.72] [04:58.93]Or sometimes it's filled with small toys [05:11.39] [05:26.96]Small toys [05:29.29] [05:31.93]Do they bite [05:33.55] [05:34.30]Do they snap [05:36.74] [05:37.36]Or explode in a sack [05:43.07] [05:44.35]Or perhaps they just spring out [05:50.38] [05:51.07]And scare girls and boys [05:56.52]What a splendid idea [05:57.57] [05:58.48]This Christmas sounds fun [06:00.15] [06:00.85]Why I full endorse it [06:02.85] [06:03.57]Let's try it at once [06:04.97] [06:08.58]Everyone please not so fast [06:11.74]There's something here that you don't quite grasp [06:15.04]Well I may as well give them what they want [06:18.49]And the best I must confess I have saved for the last [06:21.62] [06:23.53]For the ruler of this Christmas land [06:25.38]Is a fearsome king with a deep mighty voice [06:28.60] [06:29.64]Least that's what I've come to understand [06:32.74] [06:35.31]And I've also heard it told [06:37.49]That he's something to behold [06:39.16]Like a lobster huge and red [06:41.65] [06:42.85]And he sets out to slay with his rain gear on [06:46.03]Carting bulging sacks with his big great arms [06:49.12] [06:51.01]And on a dark cold night [06:52.65] [06:54.54]Under full moonlight [06:56.66]He flies into a fog [06:57.86] [06:59.61]Like a vulture in the sky [07:02.62] [07:03.30]And they call him Sandy Claws [07:13.87] [07:45.77]Well at least they're excited [07:48.99] [07:54.33]But they don't understand [07:56.00] [07:59.37]That special kind of feeling in Christmas land [08:04.69] [08:06.05]Oh well [08:07.00] [08:09.37]Oh well