[ti:The Opener] [ar:Jonny Diaz] [al:More Beautiful You] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]The Opener - Jonny Diaz [00:07.48]Ladies and gents well I take no offense [00:10.54]No I'm not who you're here to see [00:14.04]And it won't be long till the headliner's on [00:17.27]And then you'll be done with me [00:21.20]So don't rack your brain no you've not heard my name [00:24.70]Or a single song of mine [00:27.56]And if you need to go potty well it's out in the lobby [00:31.68]But I'd go now while there's still time [00:35.09]'Cause I'm the opening act don't get much time [00:38.60]Maybe four tracks or five at best [00:42.04]So I play only songs that I hope make you long [00:45.80]To go out and buy the rest [00:49.40]And it is okay if I choose to be shameless [00:52.85]'Cause tonight I'm not getting paid [00:56.79]So as soon as I'm able I'll be out by my table [01:00.07]Telling you about my myspace [01:09.28]Well I wish I could say with the truth on my face [01:12.65]That the reason I'm here tonight [01:16.05]Is 'cuz they like my songs and they just can't go wrong [01:19.37]Without the opening I provide [01:23.19]But the truth is I'm cheap and I don't take much space [01:27.12]Because it's just me and my guitar [01:30.04]So when I get to the solo well I'm up here alone [01:33.08]So I'll just have to whistle that part [01:51.70]Yeah I'm the opening act don't get much time [01:55.28]Maybe four tracks or five at best [01:58.66]So I play only songs that I hope make you long [02:02.31]To go out and buy the rest [02:05.85]And it is okay if I choose to be shameless [02:09.44]Did I mention I'm not getting paid [02:13.27]So as soon as I'm able I'll be out by my table [02:16.90]And if you buy a cd well you're enabling me [02:20.28]To put bread on my plate take my wife on a date [02:24.10]Well I better stop now before you tune me out [02:29.21]But don't forget about my myspace