[ti:A Five Pound Box of Money] [ar:Pearl Bailey] [al:Funny Christmas Songs] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]A Five Pound Box of Money - Pearl Bailey [00:08.30]Hey Santa Claus [00:10.10]You want to make me happy this year? [00:13.22]Listen to me honey [00:16.44]Give Pearl something that would be of some use to me [00:18.83]Like a five pound box of money [00:22.92]Now there's a little gift [00:24.98]That's loaded with [00:27.75]Lots of sentiment [00:29.95]See when I get blue Santa [00:32.23]I'm gonna think of you [00:33.99]But at the same time have a little change to pay my rent [00:36.77]You see [00:38.22]Now money isn't everything [00:41.53]There's no two ways about it [00:44.94]But while we're here Santa dear [00:48.93]It's much better with it than without it [00:52.32]So really I could be real good [00:57.01]And not do nothin' funny [01:00.38]If you do like I ask you [01:01.65]Stop by right on Christmas night [01:03.17]And try me try me try me on that money [01:05.88]Just try me honey [01:08.83]Santa can you hear me? [01:11.04]Have you listened to everything I've been asking you about? [01:13.54]Listen honey Santa dear [01:17.03]The New Year would be so bright and sunny [01:22.89]Just bring me that simple thing that I've been speaking to you about [01:25.72]And bring me a five pound box of money [01:28.57]That's all that's all [01:30.25]It would be so heavenly [01:33.59]And help me meet both ends yes indeed [01:38.49]But old Pearl been needin' bad [01:41.05]A five pound box of tens [01:42.48]Really how much could that weigh? [01:44.73]I don't want the whole money tree [01:48.56]What good is that big thing to me? [01:52.02]You keep the branches the trunk and the roots [01:55.43]'Cause all I want is just a little bit of the fruit [01:59.02]So if you wanna be sure I'll be yours [02:02.94]Little old honey honey bunny [02:06.12]You can start me off on Christmas night [02:09.89]With a five pound no [02:12.65]I better increase that ten pounds [02:16.51]No I better beg big while I'm beggin' [02:19.48]'Cause you know I might not catch you next year [02:21.03]'Cause sometimes people go out and you don't see them no more [02:24.47]So bring the money [02:26.33]Santa [02:27.28]Do you hear me? [02:28.49]Five bring me some money woes [02:30.41]Santa [02:31.39]And what I wanna hear is [02:32.58]Die for you kid