[ti:Steaks 'N Shrimp (Explicit LP Version)] [ar:Uncle Kracker] [al:Double Wide] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Steaks 'N Shrimp (Explicit LP Version) - Uncle Kracker [00:12.68]Clap your hands to the beat [00:14.48](To the beat) [00:15.00]Oh just clap your hands to the beat [00:16.51](To the beat) [00:17.36]Come on clap your hands to the beat [00:18.80](To the beat) [00:19.75]I say clap your hands to the beat [00:21.78](To the beat) [00:22.32]Uh huh 'n' you don't stop [00:24.70]Uh huh 'n' you don't stop [00:27.10]Uh huh 'n' you don't stop [00:29.76]Uh huh 'n' you don't stop [00:32.32]We in this great lakes state [00:33.75]Eatin steaks 'n' shrimp [00:34.88]It's kinda hard to miss the crew [00:36.22]Because we all got limps [00:37.38](Got limps) [00:38.05]We come equipped with new [00:39.15]Kicks and Stetsons [00:40.13]The super saggy rags and [00:41.41]The white trash connection [00:43.11]No flexin' huh know what I mean [00:45.21]You can feel us cool [00:46.37]We don't need to be seen [00:47.42](Seen) [00:47.75]It's all about the green [00:48.86]Not the *** we be takin' [00:50.12]That shits free with an LP [00:52.22]In circulation [00:53.81]And we be wastin' time [00:55.12]Got them all state all county [00:56.63]All hood rhymes [00:57.47](Rhymes) [00:58.35]It's all good times [00:59.47]Thank the Lord [01:00.39]For dumb f**kin' people [01:01.51]And credit card fraud [01:02.75]We tearin' up your lawn [01:04.02]We got herds of Lincolns [01:05.37]Step into your crib and [01:06.51]Have your whole house stinkin' [01:08.05]Don't blink and don't think we're soft [01:10.29]Hide your money and your gold [01:11.61]And don't express your thoughts [01:12.93]Uhh [01:13.21]We get mad props wreck all shops [01:15.43]Puttin' stops on crews [01:16.53]They get confused and lose that's what we do [01:18.86]Styles stem from pioneers [01:20.29]Leavin' suckers in awe [01:21.48]You get jawed for lookin' queer [01:23.03]Can you hear me or am [01:24.40]I talkin' to the wall [01:25.59](Wee) [01:25.79]That's top dog callin' out each [01:27.16]And every one of y'all [01:28.25]You get balls you come and talk that sh*t [01:30.57]But top dogs camp ain't nothin' to f**k with [01:33.40]And don't say we didn't warn ya [01:34.96]I got this Detroit thang with [01:36.76]More love that California [01:38.28]Drunk DJ smokin' Cognac dips [01:40.44]Call me the sidekick thug boy [01:42.05]Kid with the limp [01:43.46]I rip through rhymes like a [01:44.86]Bullet in the breeze [01:45.69]And I float through tracks [01:47.07]Like a shark in the sea [01:48.27]A wee bit shy but I comply by me [01:50.07](Wee) [01:50.27]And I'm a mean m**********r [01:51.68]When I have to be [01:53.02]Thank young Gs' with sleeves [01:54.32]And thieves on hold [01:55.60]Strategically placed in case [01:57.15]Somebody feels bold [01:58.37]I told you ho's you can't [01:59.71]F**k with these [02:00.29]'Cause I make more papers [02:01.54]Then trees [02:02.66](Trees) [02:03.01]See we believe in brotherhood [02:04.30]Forever is criteria [02:05.20]You f**kin' with top dog [02:07.03]Your f**kin' with family [02:08.26](Family) [02:08.88]No I ain't feelin' ya got all [02:10.25]That I can do to hear [02:11.29]Any time you see me you should stand clear [02:13.38]You see me in my Lincoln [02:14.54]I'm in the clubs drinkin' [02:16.03]Who you gonna check b***h [02:17.49]What the f**k you thinkin' [02:18.73]You can check me [02:19.79]But that sh*t don't slide [02:20.85]You can get your life [02:21.88]Took tryin' to take my pride [02:23.50]You ride with who [02:24.66]Man that sh*t ain't big [02:25.93]I roll with dogs that'll rock your wing [02:28.45]And got gigs all money [02:29.82]Detroit to Portland [02:31.20]Cellular receivers and [02:32.20]Beepers is what were sportin' [02:33.87]Your nothin' of importance [02:35.02]I don't sweat you [02:36.15]Yeah the drinks on me [02:37.28]But the jokes on you [02:38.48](You) [02:38.79]I'm all about the everyday nothin' at all [02:40.68]See I'm not doin' very much [02:42.42]I'm just havin' a ball [02:43.50]I'm in bed by four [02:44.62](Four) [02:45.05]I'm up by noon [02:46.06](Noon) [02:46.32]I might sit around [02:47.10]I might write me a tune [02:48.75]I might go fishin' and [02:50.04]Again I might not [02:51.11]I might get me a fourty [02:52.57]Or pour me some Scotch [02:54.04]The watch on my wrist [02:55.07]That don't even exist [02:56.18]A lot of pissed people [02:57.59]From appointments that I've missed [02:58.94]I dissed everybody and their Mom for spite [03:01.32]'Cause everybody's barkin' [03:02.56]But nobody ever bites [03:03.90]Your talkin' loud sayin' nothin' [03:05.29]Get you Dad get your cousin [03:06.66]Go and get your boy 'cause [03:07.90]He's as big as a house [03:09.08]Now take your p**sy a** clickin' [03:10.40]And get the f**k out [03:11.38](F**k out) [03:11.74]I'm the estranged deranged [03:12.80]I got domains like states [03:13.92]I live in plush hotels with [03:15.17]Them hourly rates [03:16.40]I do big plates eight times a day [03:19.22]The crew be livin' large at [03:20.48]The seafood bay [03:21.97]Got a way with the world and now [03:23.45]I'm lookin' to scramble [03:24.14]Ain't about to a** out on a no good gamble [03:26.30]Could handle anythin' [03:27.81]But I ain't down for broke [03:29.01]So before somebody slides [03:30.10]Somebody's getting choked [03:31.11]I'm a no good freak [03:32.77]Tweak skin like rashes [03:34.15]I lose a little love [03:35.22]With everyday that passes [03:36.62]Ain't a masochistic [03:38.14]Rock statistic [03:39.38]Vocabulary I'm a very [03:40.40]Shy simplistic [03:41.26]And get this some people [03:43.71]Say I changed [03:44.31]I'm the same m**********r [03:45.22]With the same old name [03:46.76]A little extra game and [03:48.51]Extra cash see [03:49.68]You could f**k me [03:50.72]But don't put it past me [03:52.31]You wanna bash me and got no reason [03:54.51]I can lay up in the Caymans [03:55.77]For four straight seasons [03:57.14](Wee) [03:57.73]I ain't a punk I refuse to be [03:59.53]I live for what is not what used to be [04:01.89]Your all up in the past that's ash [04:03.81]Hear what I say [04:04.83]"I'm all about today and [04:05.77]I'm gonna die that way" [04:07.43]b***h