[ti:Harper Valley P.T.A.] [ar:Billy Ray Cyrus] [al:The Definitive Collection] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Harper Valley P.T.A. (Album Version) - Billy Ray Cyrus (比利·雷·赛勒斯) [00:09.29]I wanna tell you all a story about [00:12.17]Harper Valley widowed wife [00:18.16]Who had a teenage daughter who attended [00:21.29]Harper Valley Junior High [00:26.78]Well her daughter came home one afternoon [00:30.47]And didn't even stop to play [00:35.76]And she said "Mama got a note here from the [00:38.27]Harper Valley P T A " [00:44.79]Well the note said "Mrs Johnson [00:47.32]You're wearin your dresses way too high [00:53.37]It's reported you've been drinking [00:55.05]And a-runnin' round with men and goin' wild [01:01.91]And we don't believe you oughta be [01:04.29]A-bringing up your little girl this way " [01:10.77]And it was signed by [01:12.20]"The Secretary Harper Valley P T A " [01:37.22]Well it happened that the P T A [01:40.02]Was gonna meet that very afternoon [01:46.14]And they were sure surprised when [01:48.60]Mrs Johnson wore her miniskirt into the room [01:54.46]And as she walked up to the blackboard [01:56.52]I can still recall the words she had to say [02:03.14]She said "I'd like to address this meeting [02:05.63]Of the Harper Valley P T A " [02:12.10]"Well there's Bobby Taylor sitting there [02:14.23]And seven times he's asked me for a date [02:20.79]And Mrs Taylor sure seems to use a lot of ice [02:24.21]Whenever he's away [02:29.52]And Mr Baker can you tell us why your [02:32.25]Secretary had to leave this town [02:38.47]And shouldn't widow Jones be told to keep her [02:41.22]Window shades all pulled completely down " [02:47.41]"Well Mr Harper couldn't be here [02:49.52]'Cause he stayed too long at Kelly's bar again [02:55.95]And if you smell Shirley Thompson's breath [02:58.63]You'll find she's had a little nip of gin [03:04.59]And then you have the nerve to tell me [03:06.96]You think that as a mother I'm not fit [03:13.33]Well this is just a little Peyton Place [03:15.76]And you're all Harper Valley hypocrites " [03:22.10]No I wouldn't put you on because it really did [03:26.24]It happened just this way; [03:30.86]The day my mama socked it to [03:33.04]The Harper Valley P T A [03:40.02]The day my mama socked it to [03:42.64]The Harper Valley P T A [03:48.47]The day my mama socked it to [03:50.58]The Harper Valley P T A