[ti:Everyday Normal Guy 2 (超燃版)] [ar:DJ Nuvole] [al:new jeans] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Everyday Normal Guy 2 (超燃版) - DJ Nuvole [00:00.17]原唱:Jon Lajoie [00:00.25]What can I say? [00:00.92]It's just a day in my life [00:02.05]I'm up early in the morning in bed early at night [00:04.51]To be productive at work I gotta be well rested [00:07.52]Yeah motherfucker you heard what I just said [00:09.63]I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker [00:11.93]I don't like margarine I much prefer the taste of butter [00:14.28]I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker [00:16.70]My favorite movies as a kid were Superman and Ghostbusters [00:19.11]I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker [00:21.57]I have a hard time opening my eyes underwater [00:23.90]I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker [00:26.39]And I'm not a huge Nicholas Cage fan [00:28.80]I'm from a lower-middle class family [00:31.22]Me and my brothers and sisters played hide-and-seek [00:33.47]I have good memories from my childhood bitch [00:36.39]My favorite toy was my fucking firetruck bitch [00:38.33]I used to play with that motherfucker all day long [00:40.71]Until I learned about sex from the Sears catalog [00:43.40]And then I played with my motherfucker all day long [00:45.72]About ten times a day man all year long [00:48.13]My favorite song motherfucker I don't like to admit it [00:50.44]Is a Celine Dion song from the movie Titanic [00:53.23]"Every night in my dreams I see you I feel you" [00:57.81]Every time I hear that fuckin' shit a tear comes to my eye [01:00.16]Why the fuck did Leonardo DiCaprio have to die? [01:02.71]No I'm not afraid to say that I'm a sensitive guy [01:04.93]Sticks and stones break my bones [01:06.30]But it's the words that make me cry [01:07.60]Like that time in grade three [01:08.77]When a girl called me Stupid Face [01:10.48]She really hurt me why'd she call me Stupid Face? [01:12.68]Is my face stupid how's that even possible? [01:15.05]A person could be stupid but a face that's impossible [01:17.40]Shit happens all the time and you learn how to deal with it [01:19.87]Regular everyday normal fucking bullshit [01:21.80]I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker [01:24.36]When I get into a fight I usually leave on a stretcher [01:26.77]I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker [01:29.25]When I got nothing to say I usually talk about the weather [01:31.54]I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker [01:34.06]I like the first Back to the Future but the second one was better [01:36.44]I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker [01:38.90]I like red peppers better than the green ones [01:41.82]Oh saving up my money [01:44.84]To go buy a new dishwasher [01:47.97]Mine broke about six months ago [01:51.11]Motherfucker [01:53.49]Go go go go go shawty [01:56.89]It's your birthday [01:58.23]Go party like it's your birthday [02:00.25]I wasn't invited but it's okay [02:02.93]I'll just stay at home and play some video games