Clementine (Live)-Tom Lehrer
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[ar:Tom Lehrer]
[al:An Evening Wasted with Tom Lehrer, Live]
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[00:00.48]I should like to consider the folk song
[00:02.70]And expound briefly on a theory I have held
[00:04.74]For some time to the effect that the reason
[00:07.29]Most folk songs are so atrocious is that they
[00:09.87]Were written by the people
[00:10.87]
[00:15.63]If professional songwriters had written them
[00:17.66]
[00:18.44]Instead things might have turned out considerably
[00:19.61]Differently For example consider the old favorite
[00:21.72]With which I'm sure you're all familiar
[00:23.60]Clementine you know
[00:24.99]In a cavern in a canyon
[00:26.71]Dadada dadadada
[00:28.15]
[00:28.73]A song with no recognizable merit whatsoever
[00:31.30]
[00:32.73]And imagine what might have
[00:34.22]Happened if for example
[00:35.79]Cole Porter had tried writing this song The first
[00:38.23]Verse might have come out like this
[00:39.83]
[00:47.98]In a cavern
[00:49.00]
[00:51.63]In a canyon
[00:53.39]
[00:54.99]Excava hay hay hehting for
[00:57.73]
[00:58.76]A mine
[00:59.64]
[01:00.51]Far away from the BOOM BOOM BOOM
[01:02.74]
[01:03.95]Of the city
[01:04.71]
[01:05.60]She was so pretty
[01:06.86]What a pity Clementine
[01:08.18]
[01:11.12]Oh Clementine
[01:12.37]
[01:13.38]Can't you tell from the howls of me
[01:17.95]This love of mine
[01:20.00]
[01:20.59]Calls to you from the bowels of me
[01:24.95]
[01:25.81]Are you dis CERning
[01:28.79]The reTURning
[01:29.21]Of this CHURning
[01:30.19]BURning
[01:30.69]
[01:31.55]YEARning for you
[01:35.95]
[01:36.56]And
[01:37.57]Well supposing at this point that Mozart
[01:42.65]
[01:45.42]Or one of that crowd had tried writing a verse
[01:54.98]The next one might've come out as a baritone aria
[01:56.87]From an Italian opera somewhat along these lines
[01:59.58]
[02:07.53]Era legera e come un fairy
[02:09.92]
[02:10.82]E suo shoes numero nine
[02:13.57]
[02:14.23]Herring bo ho ho hoxes
[02:15.69]Sans a to ho ho hopses
[02:17.29]Sandalae per Clementina si
[02:19.59]Sandals for Clementine
[02:20.73]Per Clementina si
[02:21.80]For Clementine
[02:22.31]Per Clementina sandalae
[02:22.98]
[02:23.61]Sandals for Clementine
[02:24.96]Per Clementina sandalae
[02:27.50]Sandals for Clementine
[02:28.53]Per Clementina
[02:29.28]For Clementine
[02:31.64]
[02:32.90]Herring boxes sans a topses
[02:34.02]Sandalae per Clementina
[02:34.71]
[02:35.22]Herring boxes without topses
[02:36.34]Sandals for Clementine
[02:37.78]Che sciagura Clementina
[02:38.79]Che sciagura Clementina
[02:40.14]Cara Clementina
[02:41.15]Cara Clementina na na na na na na na
[02:43.65]
[02:52.87]Supposing at this rather dramatic juncture in
[02:54.74]The narrative one ofour modern
[02:56.79]Cool school of composers
[02:58.00]
[02:58.53]Had tried writing a verse
[02:59.53]Thenext one might've come out
[03:00.66]A like this
[03:02.11]A one A two A three
[03:03.93]
[03:09.92]Drove those ducklings to the water yprach
[03:12.27]Doodilehdoodoot yah hah
[03:13.36]
[03:14.88]Every mornin' like nine a m awhoopah
[03:17.14]Doodileh doo doo doodilidah
[03:18.41]
[03:19.50]Got a hung upon a splinter
[03:20.98]Got a hung upon a splinter klooglimah
[03:22.51]
[03:23.19]Hoo hoot
[03:24.25]
[03:25.88]Fell into the foamy brine
[03:27.24]Dig that crazy Clementine man
[03:28.62]
[03:41.60]To end on a happy note one can always count
[03:44.78]On Gilbert and Sullivan for a
[03:47.34]Rousig finale full of words
[03:50.68]And music and signifying nothing
[03:53.06]
[04:08.11]That I missed her depressed her
[04:09.27]Young sister named Esther
[04:10.27]This mister to pester the tried
[04:11.85]Now a pestering sister's a festering blister
[04:13.38]You're best to resist her say I
[04:15.10]The mister resisted
[04:16.14]The sister persisted
[04:16.81]When I kissed her all loyalty slipped
[04:18.75]When she said I could have her
[04:20.16]Her sister's cadaver
[04:20.80]Must surely have turned in its crypt
[04:22.39]Yes yes yes yes
[04:25.27]
[04:25.79]But I love she and she loves me
[04:27.46]And raptured are the both of we
[04:28.99]Yes I love she and she loves I
[04:30.98]
[04:31.90]And will through all eterni ty
[04:35.99]See what I mean
[04:37.02]Clementine (Live) - Tom Lehrer
[ar:Tom Lehrer]
[al:An Evening Wasted with Tom Lehrer, Live]
[by:]
[offset:0]
[00:00.48]I should like to consider the folk song
[00:02.70]And expound briefly on a theory I have held
[00:04.74]For some time to the effect that the reason
[00:07.29]Most folk songs are so atrocious is that they
[00:09.87]Were written by the people
[00:10.87]
[00:15.63]If professional songwriters had written them
[00:17.66]
[00:18.44]Instead things might have turned out considerably
[00:19.61]Differently For example consider the old favorite
[00:21.72]With which I'm sure you're all familiar
[00:23.60]Clementine you know
[00:24.99]In a cavern in a canyon
[00:26.71]Dadada dadadada
[00:28.15]
[00:28.73]A song with no recognizable merit whatsoever
[00:31.30]
[00:32.73]And imagine what might have
[00:34.22]Happened if for example
[00:35.79]Cole Porter had tried writing this song The first
[00:38.23]Verse might have come out like this
[00:39.83]
[00:47.98]In a cavern
[00:49.00]
[00:51.63]In a canyon
[00:53.39]
[00:54.99]Excava hay hay hehting for
[00:57.73]
[00:58.76]A mine
[00:59.64]
[01:00.51]Far away from the BOOM BOOM BOOM
[01:02.74]
[01:03.95]Of the city
[01:04.71]
[01:05.60]She was so pretty
[01:06.86]What a pity Clementine
[01:08.18]
[01:11.12]Oh Clementine
[01:12.37]
[01:13.38]Can't you tell from the howls of me
[01:17.95]This love of mine
[01:20.00]
[01:20.59]Calls to you from the bowels of me
[01:24.95]
[01:25.81]Are you dis CERning
[01:28.79]The reTURning
[01:29.21]Of this CHURning
[01:30.19]BURning
[01:30.69]
[01:31.55]YEARning for you
[01:35.95]
[01:36.56]And
[01:37.57]Well supposing at this point that Mozart
[01:42.65]
[01:45.42]Or one of that crowd had tried writing a verse
[01:54.98]The next one might've come out as a baritone aria
[01:56.87]From an Italian opera somewhat along these lines
[01:59.58]
[02:07.53]Era legera e come un fairy
[02:09.92]
[02:10.82]E suo shoes numero nine
[02:13.57]
[02:14.23]Herring bo ho ho hoxes
[02:15.69]Sans a to ho ho hopses
[02:17.29]Sandalae per Clementina si
[02:19.59]Sandals for Clementine
[02:20.73]Per Clementina si
[02:21.80]For Clementine
[02:22.31]Per Clementina sandalae
[02:22.98]
[02:23.61]Sandals for Clementine
[02:24.96]Per Clementina sandalae
[02:27.50]Sandals for Clementine
[02:28.53]Per Clementina
[02:29.28]For Clementine
[02:31.64]
[02:32.90]Herring boxes sans a topses
[02:34.02]Sandalae per Clementina
[02:34.71]
[02:35.22]Herring boxes without topses
[02:36.34]Sandals for Clementine
[02:37.78]Che sciagura Clementina
[02:38.79]Che sciagura Clementina
[02:40.14]Cara Clementina
[02:41.15]Cara Clementina na na na na na na na
[02:43.65]
[02:52.87]Supposing at this rather dramatic juncture in
[02:54.74]The narrative one ofour modern
[02:56.79]Cool school of composers
[02:58.00]
[02:58.53]Had tried writing a verse
[02:59.53]Thenext one might've come out
[03:00.66]A like this
[03:02.11]A one A two A three
[03:03.93]
[03:09.92]Drove those ducklings to the water yprach
[03:12.27]Doodilehdoodoot yah hah
[03:13.36]
[03:14.88]Every mornin' like nine a m awhoopah
[03:17.14]Doodileh doo doo doodilidah
[03:18.41]
[03:19.50]Got a hung upon a splinter
[03:20.98]Got a hung upon a splinter klooglimah
[03:22.51]
[03:23.19]Hoo hoot
[03:24.25]
[03:25.88]Fell into the foamy brine
[03:27.24]Dig that crazy Clementine man
[03:28.62]
[03:41.60]To end on a happy note one can always count
[03:44.78]On Gilbert and Sullivan for a
[03:47.34]Rousig finale full of words
[03:50.68]And music and signifying nothing
[03:53.06]
[04:08.11]That I missed her depressed her
[04:09.27]Young sister named Esther
[04:10.27]This mister to pester the tried
[04:11.85]Now a pestering sister's a festering blister
[04:13.38]You're best to resist her say I
[04:15.10]The mister resisted
[04:16.14]The sister persisted
[04:16.81]When I kissed her all loyalty slipped
[04:18.75]When she said I could have her
[04:20.16]Her sister's cadaver
[04:20.80]Must surely have turned in its crypt
[04:22.39]Yes yes yes yes
[04:25.27]
[04:25.79]But I love she and she loves me
[04:27.46]And raptured are the both of we
[04:28.99]Yes I love she and she loves I
[04:30.98]
[04:31.90]And will through all eterni ty
[04:35.99]See what I mean
[04:37.02]Clementine (Live) - Tom Lehrer
