Goin' back to Dallas take my razor and my gun Goin' back to Dallas man take my razor and my gun oh yeah Lots of people lookin' for trouble man sure gonna give 'em in some I believe old Dallas man the is meanest town I know I believe that Dallas man is the meanest town I know Because you're not safe in Dallas I don't care where you go You know that I'm evil now just to having fun So much s**t in Texas I'm bound to step in some Goin' back to Dallas take my razor and my gun Man if there people are lookin' for trouble sure gonna give 'em some I load up my revolver sharpen up my knife Some redneck messin' with me man I'm bound to have his life Down to Dallas take my razor and my gun Man people there lookin' for trouble sure gonna give 'em some