[ti:A Fine Romance (Original Mix)] [ar:Ella Fitzgerald & Louis Armstrong] [al:The Definitive (Original Mix)] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]A Fine Romance - Ella Fitzgerald & Louis Armstrong [00:02.94]Written by:Kern/Fields/Kern;Fields [00:05.88]A fine romance with no kisses [00:11.90]A fine romance my friend this is [00:17.45]We should be like a couple of hot tomatoes [00:22.80]But you're as cold as yesterday's mashed potatoes [00:28.20]A fine romance you won't nestle [00:34.08]A fine romance you won't wrestle [00:39.63]I might as well play bridge [00:41.49]With my old maid aunt [00:43.75]I haven't got a chance [00:46.57]This is a fine romance [00:50.72]A fine romance with no kisses [00:56.16]A fine romance my friend this is [01:01.42]We two should be like clams in a dish of chowder [01:06.70]But we just fizz like parts of seidlitz powder [01:11.83]Yes a fine romance with no glitches [01:18.23]A fine romance with no beaches [01:23.81]Just as hard to land as the isle de France [01:27.71]I haven't got a chance [01:30.98]This is a fine romance [01:35.14]A fine romance my good fellow [01:40.74]You take romance I'll take jello [01:45.84]You're calmer than the seals [01:47.58]In the arctic ocean [01:50.72]At least they flap their fins [01:52.91]To express emotion [01:56.15]A fine romance with no quarrels [02:02.48]With no insults and all morals [02:07.59]I've never mussed the crease [02:09.30]In your blue serge pants [02:11.69]I never get the chance [02:14.42]This is a fine romance [02:17.38]Yes a fine romance my dear judges [02:23.91]Two old fogies who need crutches [02:29.23]True love should have the thrills [02:31.45]That a healthy crime has [02:34.40]Oh we don't have the thrills [02:37.02]That the march of time has [02:41.16]A fine romance my good woman [02:46.65]My strong aged in the wood woman [02:51.32]You never give the orchids I sent a glance [02:55.42]No you like cactus plants [02:58.55]This is a fine romance [03:03.12]A fine romance my dear duchess [03:08.40]Two old fogies who need crutches [03:13.42]True love should have the thrills [03:15.28]That a healthy crime has [03:18.06]You know Louie we don't have half the thrills [03:21.47]That the march of time has [03:22.90]You're telling me [03:24.76]Fine romance my very good woman [03:29.74]My strong aged in the wood woman [03:35.05]You never give the orchids I sent a glance [03:38.50]No I prefer cactus plants [03:41.23]This is a fine romance