[ti:La-Di-Da-Di (Explicit)] [ar:Slick Rick/Doug E. Fresh] [al:The Art Of Storytelling] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]La-Di-Da-Di (Explicit) - Slick Rick/Doug E. Fresh [00:00.11]Lyrics by:Richard William Walters/Douglas Davis [00:00.22]Composed by:Richard William Walters/Douglas Davis [00:00.33]Hit it [00:07.06]Aww yea [00:10.92]Yea [00:13.30]La di da di la di da di [00:18.45]La di la di [00:22.20]You know what you peep this [00:23.58]La di da di we like to party [00:26.10]We don't cause trouble we don't bother nobody [00:28.36]We're just some men that's on the mic [00:31.00]And when we rock upon the mic [00:32.54]We rock the mic [00:33.43]Right [00:34.07]For all a y'all keepin' y'all in health [00:36.65]Just to see ya smile and enjoy ya'self [00:38.83]Cause it's cool when you cause a cozy conditionin' [00:42.17]That we create so that's our mission so listen [00:45.50]To what we say because this type of s**t happens everyday [00:49.45]I woke up around ten o'clock in the mornin' [00:52.30]Gave myself a [00:53.44]Strech up [00:54.02]A mornin' yawn and [00:55.52]Went to the bathroom to wash up [00:57.60]Had some soap on my face and my hand upon the cup [01:00.01]I said a [01:00.89]Mirror mirror [01:02.03]On the wall [01:03.30]Who is the top choice of them all [01:05.63]There was a rumble dumble [01:06.93]Five minutes it lasted the mirror said [01:09.21]You are you concieted bastard [01:13.50]Yo that's true that's why we never have no beef [01:16.17]So then I washed off the soap and brushed the gold teeth [01:19.07]Used"Oil of Olay" cause my skin gets pale [01:21.98]Then I got the files for my fingernails [01:24.63]Due to the night and on my behalf [01:26.77]I put the bubbles in the tub so I could have a bubble bath [01:29.96]Clean dry was my body and hair [01:32.55]I threw on my brand new Gucci underwear [01:35.60]For all the girls I might take home [01:37.56]I got the Johnson's Baby Powder and the [01:39.69]Polo Colonge [01:40.75]Fresh dressed like a millions bucks threw on the Valley shoes [01:44.49]And the fly green socks [01:46.02]Stepped out the house stopped short oh no [01:48.69]I went back in I forgot the [01:50.90]Then I dilly [01:51.96]Dally [01:52.72]Ran through a [01:53.40]Alley [01:53.87]Bumped into my old girl [01:55.24]Sally [01:55.62]From the [01:55.98]Valley [01:56.73]This was a girl playing hard to get [01:58.99]So I said"What's wrong" cause she looked upset [02:01.54]She said uh [02:02.82]It's all because of you [02:04.34]Say what [02:05.02]I'm feeling sad and blue [02:06.95]She said what [02:07.93]You went away [02:09.40]And now my life is filled with rainy days [02:13.02]And I love you so how much you'll never know [02:18.19]Cause you took your love away from me [02:24.46]Now what was I to do [02:25.98]She was crying over me and she was feeling blue [02:28.21]I said"don't cry [02:30.05]Dry your eye [02:31.37]Here comes your mother with those two little guys" [02:33.98]Her mean mother steps and says to me [02:36.24]"Hi" [02:36.60]Hit Sally in the face and decked her in the [02:38.93]Eye [02:39.54]Punched her in the belly and stepped on her [02:41.67]Feet [02:42.48]Slammed the child on the hard concrete [02:44.82]The b***h was strong the kids was gone [02:47.61]Something was wrong I said what was going on [02:50.20]I tried to break it up I said stop it leave her [02:52.91]She said"if I can't have you [02:54.46]She can't either" [02:56.07]She grabbed me closely by my socks [02:58.14]So I broke the hell out like I had the chicken pox but [03:01.27]She gave chase she caught up quick [03:03.31]She put a finger in the face of MC Rick [03:05.82]She said"Why don't you give me a play [03:08.81]So we can go cruising in my OJ [03:11.12]And if you give me that OK [03:13.72]I'll give you all my love today [03:16.28]Ricky Ricky Ricky can't you see [03:19.09]Somehow your words just hypnotize me [03:21.53]And I just love your jazzy ways [03:23.92]Oh MC Rick my love is here to stay" [03:26.67]And on and on and on she kept on [03:29.18]The b***h been around before my mother's born [03:32.18]I said"Cheer up" I gave her a kiss [03:34.13]I said"You can't have me I'm too young for you miss" [03:36.99]She says"No you're not" then she starts crying [03:39.76]I says"I'm thirty-four" she says [03:41.74]"Stop lying" [03:42.95]I said"I am go ask my mother [03:45.38]And with your wrinkled p***y I can't be your lover" [03:50.59]To the tick tock and you don't stop [03:53.25]To the tick tick ya don't hit it [04:25.15]Doug E. Fresh y'all give him a round of applause y'all [04:28.96]Doug E. Fresh [04:34.33]Yea what up