We Got Da Satellite Van-Redman

We Got Da Satellite Van - Redman

Ladies and gentleman we'll be landing in about 20 minutes
Descending into Kennedy Airport
The time is 5:20 am and were a little bit early this evening
The weather in New York is 55 degrees and there is a light rain falling
Thank you so much for flying with us, I hope you had a pleasant flight We'll be coming around and collecting your blankets and headphones
So please fasten your seat belts
And store your carry on luggage in the seat beneath your a**
Sir, can you please fasten your seatbelt were preparing for landing?
Aight, I'm a do it right now I just gotta get something out this bag
Sir, can you please put your seat in the upright position
And store your tray table away?
Alright, hold on I told you I'm a do it right in one minute
I just got to get something out this bag
Sir, can you please turn off that Walkman
I've been telling you this entire flight
It's against federal regulations to use a walk
Hold on, hold on, hold on, I ain't trying to hear that
Listen I told you I was going to do it in one minute
Your starting to get on my f**king nerves
Get the f**k outta here, aight
Sir is there a problem? Yeah there's a problem
Do I have to alert the captain?
Yeah, alert your captain this, get the f**k over here
Come here take me to the f**king captain
Who's in charge here?
I am, I said who's in charge here?
Uh, you are
Alright then, now turn this motherf**ker around
Is this sh*t on? Ladies and gentlemen this is your captain speaking
This is a mother-f**king stickup
We'll be cruising at an altitude of 30,000 feet
I want your wallet, your cash, your jewels, your rings, baby rings
Motherf**king shoes, sneakers, socks
I want the credit cards, the welfare cards
I even want your f**king freaking flyer mouse
I'm telling you the first motherf**ker to move
Is gonna catch this motherf**ker
Now send the bag around, thank you
Motherf**ker didn't I say don't move