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Pain In Da A** Stewardess-Redman

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Pain In Da A** Stewardess-Redman.mp3
[ti:Pain In Da A** Stewardess][ar:...
[ti:Pain In Da A** Stewardess]
[ar:Redman]
[al:Doc's Da Name 2000]
[by:]
[offset:0]
[00:03.75]Ladies and Gentleman we'll be landing in about 20 minutes
[00:06.62]Ascending into Kennedy Airport
[00:07.75]The time is 5:20 am and were a little bit early this evening
[00:11.31]The weather in New York is 55 degrees and there is a light rain falling
[00:14.75]Thank you so much for flying with us I hope you has a pleasent flight
[00:18.06]We'll be coming around and collecting your blankets and headphones
[00:20.19]So please fasten your seatbelts and store your carry on luggage in the seat beneath your a** (laughs)
[00:25.50]Stewardess:
[00:26.18]Sir can you please fasten your seatbelt were preparing for landing
[00:29.06]Redman:
[00:29.37]Aight Imma do it right now I just gotta get something out of this bag
[00:31.86]Stewardess:
[00:33.23]Sir can you please put your seat in the upright position and store your tray table away
[00:36.72]Redman:
[00:37.11]Alright hold on I told you imma do it right in one minute I just got to get something out of this bag
[00:42.23]Stewardess:
[00:42.48]Sir can you please turn off that walkmen I've been telling you this intire flight it's against federal regulations to use a walk
[00:48.05]Redman:
[00:48.30]Hold on hold on hold on I ain't trying to hear that listen I told you i was going to do it in one minute your starting to get on my f**king nerves get the f**k outta here aight
[00:56.54]Stewardess:
[00:56.73]Sir is there a problem
[00:57.98]Redman:
[00:58.29]*sighs* Yeah there's a problem
[00:59.91]Stewardess:
[01:00.10]Do I have to alert the captain
[01:01.73]Redman:
[01:01.98]Yeah alert your Captain this (gun cocks)Get the f**k over here
[01:04.73](stewardess screams) come here (stewardess still screaming)Take me to the f**king captain
[01:09.48](door opens stewardess still screaming)
[01:10.54]Who's in charge here
[01:11.97]Captain:
[01:12.23]I am
[01:13.04](Gun Fires)
[01:13.54]Redman:
[01:13.97]I said who's in charge here
[01:15.67]Co-Pilot:
[01:15.91]Uh you are
[01:16.79]Redman:
[01:17.10]Alright then now turn this mutherf**ker around
[01:18.79]Redman talking on intercom:
[01:20.10]Is this sh*t on Ladies and Gentlemen this is your captain speaking
[01:23.54]This is a muther-f**king stickup We'll be cruzing at an altitude of 30 000 feet
[01:30.30]I want your wallet your cash your jewels your rings baby rings mutherf**king shoes sneakers socks
[01:37.54]I want the credit cards the welfare cards I even want your f**king frequent flyer miles
[01:42.85]I'm telling you the first mutherf**ker to move is gonna catch this mutherf**ker
[01:48.60]Now send the bag around Thank you
[01:52.35](people start screaming)
[01:54.22]Redman:
[01:54.53]Mutherf**ker didn't I say don't move
[01:56.08](gun fires 4 time)
[01:58.02](Plane starts falling)
[01:58.83](people still screaming)
[01:59.52]
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