[ti:Pain In Da A** Stewardess] [ar:Redman] [al:Doc's Da Name 2000] [by:] [offset:0] [00:03.75]Ladies and Gentleman we'll be landing in about 20 minutes [00:06.62]Ascending into Kennedy Airport [00:07.75]The time is 5:20 am and were a little bit early this evening [00:11.31]The weather in New York is 55 degrees and there is a light rain falling [00:14.75]Thank you so much for flying with us I hope you has a pleasent flight [00:18.06]We'll be coming around and collecting your blankets and headphones [00:20.19]So please fasten your seatbelts and store your carry on luggage in the seat beneath your a** (laughs) [00:25.50]Stewardess: [00:26.18]Sir can you please fasten your seatbelt were preparing for landing [00:29.06]Redman: [00:29.37]Aight Imma do it right now I just gotta get something out of this bag [00:31.86]Stewardess: [00:33.23]Sir can you please put your seat in the upright position and store your tray table away [00:36.72]Redman: [00:37.11]Alright hold on I told you imma do it right in one minute I just got to get something out of this bag [00:42.23]Stewardess: [00:42.48]Sir can you please turn off that walkmen I've been telling you this intire flight it's against federal regulations to use a walk [00:48.05]Redman: [00:48.30]Hold on hold on hold on I ain't trying to hear that listen I told you i was going to do it in one minute your starting to get on my f**king nerves get the f**k outta here aight [00:56.54]Stewardess: [00:56.73]Sir is there a problem [00:57.98]Redman: [00:58.29]*sighs* Yeah there's a problem [00:59.91]Stewardess: [01:00.10]Do I have to alert the captain [01:01.73]Redman: [01:01.98]Yeah alert your Captain this (gun cocks)Get the f**k over here [01:04.73](stewardess screams) come here (stewardess still screaming)Take me to the f**king captain [01:09.48](door opens stewardess still screaming) [01:10.54]Who's in charge here [01:11.97]Captain: [01:12.23]I am [01:13.04](Gun Fires) [01:13.54]Redman: [01:13.97]I said who's in charge here [01:15.67]Co-Pilot: [01:15.91]Uh you are [01:16.79]Redman: [01:17.10]Alright then now turn this mutherf**ker around [01:18.79]Redman talking on intercom: [01:20.10]Is this sh*t on Ladies and Gentlemen this is your captain speaking [01:23.54]This is a muther-f**king stickup We'll be cruzing at an altitude of 30 000 feet [01:30.30]I want your wallet your cash your jewels your rings baby rings mutherf**king shoes sneakers socks [01:37.54]I want the credit cards the welfare cards I even want your f**king frequent flyer miles [01:42.85]I'm telling you the first mutherf**ker to move is gonna catch this mutherf**ker [01:48.60]Now send the bag around Thank you [01:52.35](people start screaming) [01:54.22]Redman: [01:54.53]Mutherf**ker didn't I say don't move [01:56.08](gun fires 4 time) [01:58.02](Plane starts falling) [01:58.83](people still screaming) [01:59.52]