[ti:Dear Yvette] [ar:LL Cool J] [al:Radio (Explicit)] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Dear Yvette - LL Cool J (埃勒·酷) [00:00.19]Lyrics by:Rick Rubin/James Todd Smith [00:00.38]Composed by:Rick Rubin/James Todd Smith [00:00.57]Yo Yvette there's a lot of rumours goin' around [00:02.66]They're so bad baby you might have to skip town [00:05.38]See something's smellin' fishy and they say it's you [00:07.84]All I know is that you made it with the whole d**n crew [00:10.24]They say you're a man-eater during the full moon [00:12.89]Mascot of the senior boys' locker room [00:15.13]They said Yvette walked in there wasn't too much rap [00:17.62]Her reputation got bigger and so did her gap [00:20.27]Cuz girl your momma shoulda taught you better [00:23.06]I'mma sit down and write you a long letter [00:28.06]Dear Yvette [00:30.78]Dear Yvette [00:32.96]Dear Yvette [00:35.76]Dear Yvette [00:37.92]I'm glad you ain't my sister then again if you was [00:40.05]I'd have to treat you like you was my distant cuz [00:42.72]I'm not a news reporter I don't mean to assume [00:44.95]What should I think [00:45.57]I seen ya comin' out the men's bathroom [00:47.42]You wasn't in there alone wasn't usin' the phone [00:49.85]The door was locked for twenty minutes all I heard was"Moan" [00:55.27]Dear Yvette [00:58.11]Dear Yvette [01:00.30]Dear Yvette [01:03.03]Dear Yvette [01:05.18]I don't really know if the story is so [01:07.34]I can either ask Curly or Larry or Moe [01:09.89]Or Earl Shabazz Lou Mookie or Joe [01:12.36]Like Santa Claus said you're a ho-ho-ho [01:14.87]In every disco you say hello [01:17.31]Like you're a little angel but we all know [01:19.79]Since you was eleven you been actin' this way [01:22.42]You always got in bed when you wanted to play [01:24.78]You're a freak you think you're Lady Godiva [01:27.63]Some freaks are live but Yvette you're liver [01:32.58]Dear Yvette [01:35.38]Dear Yvette [01:37.51]Dear Yvette [01:40.28]Dear Yvette [01:42.11]You're a back-seat queen a elevator pro [01:44.88]A high-powered body makes your Levis grow [01:47.20]See the stories I've heard they could amaze [01:49.60]I heard she did it on a motorcycle back in the days [01:52.07]So calm down freak get a G.E.D [01:54.64]That's a General Education on Decency [01:57.00]One day you'll see and agree with me [01:59.41]Unless you're gonna be a freak until you're 93 [02:01.99]For you there's no fee everything is free [02:04.50]This is from me to you not you to me [02:06.93]Every night is your night your leather pants are tight [02:09.29]You try to shake your butt with all your might [02:12.14]I don't really wanna dis nobody [02:14.52]You might think I had a little too much Bacardi [02:17.02]But that's not the problem the problem's Yvette [02:19.52]How bad can a girl's reputation get [02:21.83]See she's the kinda girl all the homeboys met [02:24.25]If you're desperate ask Yvette cuz she'll say"Bet" [02:29.73]Dear Yvette [02:32.40]Dear Yvette [02:34.60]Dear Yvette [02:37.37]Dear Yvette [02:39.49]B-Boys are hard on the boulevard [02:41.79]The Reverend at the church said you was barred [02:44.10]Homeboys on the block love you a lot [02:46.77]You're a real famous freak whether you like it or not [02:49.17]So before you start walking and your beak starts squawkin' [02:51.90]Let me explain to you who is talkin' [02:54.32]I'm L.L. Cool J from around the way [02:56.39]You boogie down to my records almost every day [02:58.97]Go a hundred miles an hour when you're standin' still [03:01.64]You're faster than my Caddy when it's goin' downhill [03:03.95]Won't forget that day in the Y.M.C.A [03:06.73]The guy at the desk said it was OK [03:09.09]For you to come inside cuz he knew you'd stay [03:11.45]Greg G. and Garfield yelled"Hooray" [03:16.71]Dear Yvette [03:19.51]Dear Yvette [03:21.70]Dear Yvette [03:24.49]Dear Yvette [03:26.63]Dear Yvette [03:29.43]Dear Yvette [03:31.59]Dear Yvette [03:34.39]Dear Yvette