[ti:You Can’t Dance] [ar:LL Cool J] [al:Radio] [by:] [offset:0] [00:09.30]He man I've seen ya think ya rockin it on the floor [00:13.30]You look like a moron who let you in the door [00:17.86]To put the question bluntly: maybe your feets deformed [00:21.73]They should slap you in the teeth when you put your dancing shoes on [00:25.98]You can't dance [00:34.55]Why don't you just nail your feet to the floor [00:37.42]Homeboy whats the use [00:39.23]Anytime you wanna step aside a party [00:41.30]First think of an excuse [00:43.86]You dance like a fat old lady [00:45.30]Not sayin that fat old ladies ain't nice [00:47.98]But every time you try to get one move right [00:50.17]The old lady then did it twice [00:51.92]You can't dance [01:00.92]Youve been a dancing disco disaster [01:02.99]The worst I ever saw [01:05.11]They should dropkick you on the neck [01:07.23]And drag you off the floor [01:09.73]In every discotheque I see you there [01:12.05]In the middle of the crowd [01:13.98]Looking like you got eight or nine left feet dragging all around [01:17.23]You can't dance [01:26.30]Take my advice don't move [01:28.92]Youll never get the knack [01:30.99]If I danced like you Id sneak out the party [01:34.24]And wouldn't be coming back [01:35.24]On the floor you're a dinosaur yeah boy thats how you move [01:39.80]You look like ralph cramden or a donald duck cartoon [01:43.73]You can't dance [01:52.92]You wanna come to my party [01:54.99]I wouldn't give you a chance [01:57.05]You tried to take breakdance lessons [01:59.05]Ended up in an ambulance [02:01.48]Wouldn't it be funny if they put you on solid gold [02:05.80]You dance like you got arthritis already [02:07.98]Whatll happen when you get old [02:09.61]You can't dance [02:19.11]Why are you so stiff [02:20.61]Is it something that your mother did [02:22.99]Maybe you grew up around can't dance people [02:25.30]When you were a can't dance kid [02:27.30]You live in a can't dance house [02:29.17]Went out in a can't dance car [02:31.55]Your doofy can't dance father [02:33.61]Got drunk in a can't dance bar [02:36.05]You take a can't dance bath [02:37.92]Put on your can't dance cologne [02:40.05]Go out to a can't dance party [02:41.86]So you wouldn't have to can't dance all alone [02:44.11]You can't dance [02:59.52] [03:05.08]Homeboy will you please get off the floor you moron