[ti:Bowling alley (Explicit)] [ar:Audrey Hobert] [al:Bowling alley (Explicit)] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Bowling alley (Explicit) - Audrey Hobert [00:00.20]Lyrics by:Audrey Hobert [00:00.36]Composed by:Audrey Hobert [00:00.53]Produced by:Ricky Gourmet [00:00.69]So it went like this I finished work and then I drove home pissed [00:04.72]Oh God what's worse? [00:05.66]Than when your ****'* all twisted everything's off uh [00:10.85]So I hit the joint and now I'm feeling better [00:13.42]And I strip down south 'cause I'm the naked neighbor [00:15.95]It's a choice or am I cursed? It's a toss-up [00:20.59]Sometimes I get on my knees [00:23.01]Pray to God the birds and the bees [00:25.49]I do it in a crisis [00:27.12]It's a crisis nightly now [00:30.74]Then through my nightgown there's a breeze [00:33.12]And out the window through the trees [00:35.62]I see it and it's striking [00:37.28]It's a bowling alley party I forgot about [00:40.82]But I got my creams on and my gown on [00:43.66]And I don't think anyone cares if I go or not [00:46.68]So wrong to think everyone loves me? [00:49.79]But doesn't need to be around me all the time [00:52.52]Oh oh oh [00:54.30]But I'll be honest yeah the bowling alley kinda sounds nice [00:57.53]Oh oh oh [00:59.44]And I'm invited so I'll go there tonight [01:01.45]So I get up fast I hate to keep 'em waiting [01:03.88]Party's not fun yet 'cause I'm too busy praying [01:06.51]God I'm so happy to be rushing off mm [01:11.47]So I walk in hot oh great nobody noticed [01:14.08]Till I hit that strike then everybody noticed me uh-huh [01:17.44]Everybody loves a winner [01:19.47]Who's gonna tell 'em I'm a lucky beginner? [01:21.41]Sometimes I get on my knees [01:23.75]Pray to God the birds and the bees [01:26.18]I do it in a crisis [01:27.73]It's a crisis nightly now [01:31.35]Then from the front door comes a breeze [01:33.77]And out the window through the trees [01:36.26]I see it and it's frightening [01:37.67]It's a candle in my room forgot to blow it out [01:41.36]But I got my jeans on and my crown on [01:44.23]And the whole place totally cares if I go or not [01:47.33]So wrong to think everyone loves me? [01:50.48]And they need to be around me all the time [01:53.19]Oh oh oh [01:54.98]But I'll be honest yeah the nightgown kinda sounds nice [01:58.05]Oh oh oh [02:00.05]I take the trophy and I Irish goodbye [02:04.78]Say it ain't so I love to go home [02:09.83]Say it ain't so I love to go [02:11.87]'Cause I got my creams on and my gown on [02:14.63]And I don't think anyone cares if I'm home or not [02:17.65]So wrong to think everyone loves me? [02:20.80]It doesn't need to be about me all the time [02:23.51]Oh oh oh [02:25.31]But I'll be honest yeah the bowling alley kinda felt nice [02:28.27]Oh oh oh [02:30.32]I turn the light on and I stare at the prize