拉稀没带纸 (伴奏)-撒妮阳

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[00:01.20]家人们谁懂啊
[00:05.10]肠胃突然抽风啦
[00:09.12]便秘就像在渡劫
[00:11.34]使劲憋到崩溃
[00:14.22]我真的会泄
[00:17.82]冲进厕所
[00:20.97]一蹲下就感觉事情不对
[00:26.34]左腿没了知觉
[00:28.35]举起右胳膊
[00:30.36]右腿被封印住了
[00:32.58]挥挥左胳膊
[00:36.27]转动脚踝画圈圈
[00:40.23]还好没让你们看见
[00:45.27]在坑上蹦DJ
[00:49.29]我在这坐牢真的是芭比Q
[00:53.79]解脱时刻才发现
[00:55.83]居然忘带纸啦
[00:57.96](无语住了)
[00:58.92]我真的会谢
[01:00.84]双腿麻得像触电
[01:03.51]跺跺脚试图唤醒我的腿
[01:07.35]心里疯狂OS
[01:11.31]谁来救救孩子啊
[01:13.74]肚子还在咕咕疯狂输出
[01:15.12]双腿彻底报废
[01:16.32]家人们听我一句劝
[01:17.52]上厕所千万别忘带纸
[01:19.02]肠胃也要照顾好
[01:20.22]别再让我遭这罪
[01:21.87]要是便秘找上门
[01:23.37]乳果糖能帮点忙
[01:24.42]开塞露也挺有效
[01:25.53]三餐规律别瞎搞
[01:27.33]家人们谁懂啊
[01:30.06]我真的会谢
[01:32.61]打个电话OS
[01:34.02]喂我拉稀没带纸
[01:36.48]谁来救救孩子啊
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