[ti:One Time's Got No Case] [ar:Sir Mix-A-Lot] [al:Mack Daddy] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]One Time's Got No Case - Sir Mix-A-Lot [00:13.30]What you pullin' me over fo' mistuh offi-suh [00:15.98]I'll be askin' the questions Leroy [00:18.16]My name ain't Leroy man [00:20.42]Heh all right Jerome outta the car [00:23.04]Man why I gotta be Jerome man Why can't I be Tommy or Philbert or something [00:26.10]Just put your hands on the hood Muhammed [00:28.47]It's the man that you love to hate [00:30.71]Coming outta Washington state [00:33.39]Cops don't like my profile [00:35.52]Cause Mixalot kicks much style [00:37.64]So the man is on my trail [00:39.96]He wanna take Mix to jail [00:42.07]If he does I'll make the bail [00:44.25]Cause I know alot of rich females [00:45.75]I'm shakin' 'em just like this [00:49.12]Keepin' that Porsche in fifth [00:51.12]King County cops don't quit [00:53.24]Even when a young brothers legit [00:55.37]So they follow me wherever I go [00:57.87]I hear 'em on the radio [00:59.10]With a scanner that I bought from the sto' [01:02.10]Cause a brother like Mix gotta know [01:04.03]I'm checkin' them cops with radar [01:07.09]They don't believe I'm a rap star [01:08.78]That my brain is up to par [01:10.96]An I'm ready when they follow my car [01:13.20]I know they wanna spray me with mace [01:15.45]Cause my trunk keeps pumpin' much bass [01:17.72]But they best get outta my face [01:19.84]Cause one-times got no case give it to me [01:26.09]One-times got no case [01:30.27]The police think I'm movin' them keys [01:33.26]They trip cause I clock much D [01:35.32]They pull a gat an' they yell out"Freeze" [01:37.51]I'm whippin' out my I D [01:39.63]My gat sits under my seat [01:42.37]The cops throw me out in the street [01:44.36]They found my gun like thieves [01:46.42]Officer Friendly has got a new beat [01:48.37]So I show him my gun permit [01:50.04]I told him I roll legit [01:52.98]Give me a test to see if I'm drinkin' [01:55.42]They claim my breath was stinkin' [01:57.48]They had me walk on the line [01:59.78]I walked backwards stopped on a dime [02:02.03]My female just reclines [02:04.40]Cause she knows I know the time [02:06.40]I'm hip to the cop procedure [02:08.64]They get ya everytime they see ya [02:10.83]They stop ya they cuff ya [02:13.07]They roll ya an' they rough ya [02:15.26]They ask what I do for a livin' [02:17.38]Should this information be givin' [02:19.62]This is what keeps me driven [02:21.87]Some cops want a brother in prison [02:24.11]So I got me a few attorneys [02:26.58]Just in case a cop wanna burn me [02:28.57]They protect me from the state [02:30.70]Cause one-time's got no case break it on down [02:36.96]One-times got no case [02:38.65]A cop asks me"What's my name and don't lie" [02:43.89]And I'm askin' officer"Why [02:46.83]Why ya wanna mess with a brother like Mix [02:48.95]When you know I'm livin' legit" [02:50.70]The cop said"Don't get smart [02:53.48]I tear soul-brother apart" [02:55.09]I said"Well take off your gun if you wanna get done [02:57.65]An' I'll show you that I ain't the one" [03:00.03]The cop rolled up his fist [03:02.08]Puts the handcuffs on my wrists [03:04.34]Then he threw a straight jab and he missed [03:06.27]A female cop pulls up and she's pissed [03:08.70]But this cop had K-9 [03:10.88]A soul sister yes she's fine [03:13.07]I said"Won't ya help a brother outta bind" [03:15.32]But that badge was going to her mind [03:17.37]So she stuck a billy club in my back [03:19.43]She said"Don't think because you're black [03:21.12]That I won't beat you" crack"hit you with the gat" [03:24.36]Her partner starts to laugh [03:26.67]Oooh hit 'em again Hit 'em again [03:30.91]So they took me on down to the jail [03:32.97]P L B came to pay my bail [03:35.22]Then we called Goldstein and Claire [03:37.34]Them's my lawyers [03:38.53]Walkin' up the stairs [03:39.90]To the courtroom dressed in suits [03:42.15]'Bout to give a couple cops the boot [03:44.33]So the female cop takes the stand [03:46.39]Took her oath with the wrong damn hand [03:48.64]My lawyers ate her up like catfish [03:50.88]The other cop pleads the fifth [03:52.88]She lost her job [03:53.88]I seen a few tears on her face [03:55.50]Sorry baby one-time's got no case