Swap Meet Louie-Sir Mix-A-Lot

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[00:00.00]Swap Meet Louie - Sir Mix-A-Lot
[00:01.57]"Hey homeys"
[00:03.00]"Who me"
[00:03.44]"Yeah that's right You the fly hustler"
[00:05.82]"Ya'll still sellin' that fake Louie huh"
[00:08.00]"Hey Don't be turnin' the highside up in here You don't even got the
[00:11.24]D**e"
[00:11.44]"Oh baby I don't need the highside just give me some khaki's and I'm
[00:14.48]Straight"
[00:14.68]"Tryin' dis me ole raggy rooty-poot runned up gangsta Who you think you are
[00:20.29]M C Hammer You can't 'ford this Louis Vuitton"
[00:22.66]"What you mean I can't afford it Why would I wanna afford some old fake
[00:25.72]Louie baby
[00:26.22]If that's real Louie I'm Tom Cruise"
[00:28.40]"Excuse me I'd like to buy some"
[00:29.84]"You don't know jack about this Louie Take your sorry self over booth
[00:32.83]Number 2 for
[00:33.34]The crack pipe"
[00:34.02]"Yeah awreit I got your crack pipe right here baby"
[00:36.45]*RAP*
[00:37.65]Wooah Louis Vuitton never made a sweatsuit
[00:40.69]But you're swearin' up and down that you got the Louie boots
[00:43.13]So you roll to the swap meet girlfriend buttless
[00:45.00]Rip phantom top on your seven six Cutlass
[00:48.19]In the shop Louis Vee is what you seek
[00:50.24]Black Knight Cortez slippin' on your feet
[00:52.12]You're saggin' droop like a bawla
[00:54.61]Your girl starts walkin' towards the counter so you call her
[00:57.17]Oooh this is on Why don't you get this for me
[00:59.35]Everytime you hit the swap meet it's gimme gimme gimme
[01:01.28]A little old lady in the back starts to creep she's deep
[01:04.09]Through cazelley's she peeks
[01:05.65]Her name is Mary Pong and she's got it going on
[01:08.34]Swap meet w**d with the swap meet thongs
[01:10.08]Leather miniskirt with the oriental draw
[01:11.89]Little Mary Pong is RAW
[01:15.20]She says"I wanna make your girlfriend look good"
[01:16.83]Start buying all your Louie in the hood
[01:19.59]And your sprung on the two for one
[01:22.21]Fake Louie at the swap meet son
[01:23.89]Now you know brown Louie is played
[01:26.51]But you're drunk and you just got paid
[01:28.89]So you bought the gear little Mary says"See ya"
[01:31.63]Little did you know it was"Made in Korea"
[01:34.00]Swap Meet Louie Swap Meet Louie
[01:37.31]That's right tell em homeys
[01:38.62]Swap Meet Louie Swap Meet Louie
[01:42.11]Right here baby
[01:42.93]Swap Meet Louie Swap Meet Louie
[01:46.72]What you need
[01:47.48]Swap Meet Louie Swap Meet Louie
[01:51.16]You don't know jack about this Louie
[01:52.54]Victim number two a rich young couple from Bellvue
[01:56.77]Welcome to the swap meet another dumb couple 'bout to get beat
[02:00.96]Out came little Mary Pong she had the big Louie Vee gear on
[02:05.94]The couple got sprung and the wife want some
[02:09.20]Louie Vee hat with the diamonds
[02:11.00]She's thinkin' she got that deal 2 for 1 is a steal
[02:14.38]The hat mighta had a L V on the back
[02:17.43]But at the swap meet that ain't jack
[02:19.86]But she bought it cost about three hun
[02:22.30]Mary Pong said you're the one
[02:24.55]But when the girls Louie got wet she started complainin'
[02:27.48]Baby girls Louie started fadin'
[02:29.53]Now she's tryin' to take it back
[02:31.28]But the swap meet don't play that
[02:33.60]Cause when a customer tries to intimidate
[02:35.90]Mary Pong pulls a 38
[02:38.77]She ain't about to get bum rushed
[02:40.45]She's strapped an' she's ready to bust
[02:42.58]But at the swap meet you don't pay tax
[02:45.20]They're movin' out fake Louie by the batch
[02:47.70]Swap Meet Louie clockin' lotsa dolla's
[02:50.06]Swap Meet Louie we all got gold
[02:51.81]Swap Meet Louie black silk jackets
[02:54.55]Swap Meet Louie rich flaunt clout
[02:56.81]Swap Meet Louie Swap Meet Louie
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[03:06.54]Me an' Attitude Adjuster stepped smooth at a swap meet
[03:08.53]Buyin' much gear for the feet
[03:10.91]When we spot Mary Pong with a blank face
[03:13.41]Sellin' bootleg Mixalot tapes
[03:15.46]The brother bought the tape and kept steppin'
[03:17.27]Mary Pong starts lookin' for a weapon
[03:19.59]I got a plan 'n' I'm about to use it
[03:22.33]What's up with the bootleg music
[03:25.07]Mary Pong is about to get jacked
[03:27.01]She had a stack of big bootleg racks
[03:29.19]Me and Attitude creeped like snakes
[03:30.88]Grabbed the tapes and the Louie and break
[03:33.87]The whole swap meet went crazy
[03:36.05]I'm sockin' more fools than Patrick Swayze
[03:38.74]Toss a mess of fake Louie in the trunk
[03:40.93]Hit the gas and the tach just sunk
[03:42.54]Like that I'm outta there
[03:45.29]Swift brothers like to roll in pairs
[03:47.29]So we jet to the boulevard fast
[03:49.16]Slingin' swap meet Louie for cash
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[03:53.55]That's right tell em homeys
[03:54.73]Swap Meet Louie Swap Meet Louie
[03:56.49]Right here baby
[03:57.11]Swap Meet Louie Swap Meet Louie
[03:58.48]What you need
[03:59.29]Swap Meet Louie Swap Meet Louie
[04:02.64]You don't know jack about this Louie