Waiter, Oh Waiter-Stacey Kent

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[00:00.00]Waiter, Oh Waiter - Stacey Kent (史黛西·肯特)
[00:07.86]Waiter waiter waiter waiter oh waiter please come to my rescue
[00:21.09]I cannot understand a word that's written on this menu
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[00:26.53]Not that I'm unaccustomed to this kind of smart cuisine
[00:32.11]But what you've handed me is in a language I've never seen
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[00:37.59]And the way my companion here keeps gazing over at me
[00:43.13]Makes me feel like I'm drifting further and further out to sea
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[00:48.78]Everything looks so frightening
[00:51.52]Everything here looks so nice
[00:57.34]Oh waiter please waiter
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[01:02.94]I really need your advice
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[01:08.71]Waiter oh waiter I feel so embarrassed
[01:14.00]If this is really french it's not the kind they use in paris
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[01:19.84]What is this crab and lobster foam what's in this cassoulet
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[01:24.97]Why my companion's so at home so terribly au fait
[01:30.67]I need some words of wisdom I need you to take my side
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[01:36.33]For very soon I know will come the moment to decide
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[01:41.68]Won't you help me through this menu
[01:44.41]Won't you please just catch my eye
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[01:50.33]So waiter oh waiter
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[01:55.60]Please help me out tonight
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[02:01.42]Underneath that stiff tuxedo you must be human too
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[02:06.97]You'll have had your days of heartache
[02:09.78]And days when your dreams came true
[02:15.23]So waiter oh waiter please help me out tonight
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[03:19.99]Waiter oh waiter please come to my rescue
[03:25.16]Oh let this be the sort of thing your service can extend to
[03:30.72]Not that I'm unaccustomed to this kind of smart cuisine
[03:36.11]But this menu is as baffling as anything I've ever seen
[03:41.61]And the way he looks across at me with his sardonic gaze
[03:47.31]Makes me feel I'm drifting further out into the choppy waves
[03:52.72]Everything looks so frightening everything here looks so nice
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[04:01.39]Oh waiter please waiter
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[04:07.07]I really need your advice
[04:12.44]Underneath that stiff tuxedo you must be human too
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[04:18.16]You'll have had your days of heartbreak
[04:20.97]And days when your dreams came true
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[04:26.48]So waiter oh waiter
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[04:32.26]So waiter oh waiter
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[04:38.07]Waiter please waiter waiter oh waiter waiter oh waiter
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[04:54.84]Waiter please waiter waiter