[ti:Valentine's Day] [ar:ABC] [al:Classic] [by:] [offset:0] [00:50.02]When the postman don't call on Valentine's day [00:49.64]And Santa Claus don't come on a Christmas Day [00:53.14]That umbrella won't work on a rainy day [00:57.08]Don't ask me I already know [01:02.71] [01:34.91]When they find you beached on the barrier reef [01:36.54]And the only pleasure treasured is in map relief [01:39.11]The choice is yours sure saint or thief [01:43.00]Don't ask me I already know [01:49.81] [02:21.41]When they baked your cake in little slices [02:22.84]Kept your eyes on rising prices [02:24.72]Wound up winning booby prizes; [02:28.78]I'm sure you'd like to think you know what life is [02:32.72]Find destiny through magazines [02:36.43]Liplicking unzipping [02:38.37]Harpers and Queens [02:40.17]From here to eternity [02:42.18]Without in-betweens [02:43.87]Don't ask me I already know [02:47.99]With your heart on parade and your heart on parole [02:51.55]I hope you find a sucker to buy that mink stole [02:55.62]School for scandal [02:57.37]Guess who's enrolled [02:59.31]So ask me I already know [03:03.05]When they find you beached on the barrier reef [03:06.56]When the postman don't call on Valentine's Day [03:10.36]When the only pleasure treasured is in map relief [03:14.12]When you don't tell the truth that's the price you pay [03:17.36]When I'm shaking a hand I'm clenching a fist [03:21.81]If you gave me a pound for the moments I missed [03:25.62]And I got dancing lessons for all the lips I shoulda kissed [03:30.00]I'd be a millionaire [03:31.81]I'd be a Fred Astaire