Alice's Restaurant Massacree-Arlo Guthrie

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[00:27.24]His song is called Alice's Restaurant and it's about Alice and the
[00:33.69]Restaurant but Alice's Restaurant is not the name of the restaurant
[00:39.09]That's just the name of the song and that's why I called the song Alice's
[00:44.19]Restaurant
[00:52.08]You can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant
[00:58.41]You can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant
[01:04.70]Walk right in it's around the back
[01:07.98]Just a half a mile from the railroad track
[01:11.07]You can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant
[01:17.76]Now it all started two Thanksgivings ago was on two years ago on
[01:22.08]Thanksgiving when my friend and I went up to visit Alice at the
[01:26.13]Restaurant but Alice doesn't live in the restaurant she lives in the
[01:30.60]Church nearby the restaurant in the bell tower with her husband Ray and
[01:35.46]Fasha the dog
[01:36.39]And livin' in the bell tower like that they got a lot of
[01:39.27]Room downstairs where the pews used to be in
[01:42.48]Havin' all that room
[01:43.56]Seein' as how they took out all the pews they decided that they didn't
[01:46.98]Have to take out their garbage for a long time
[01:51.09]We got up there we found all the garbage in there and we decided it'd be
[01:54.87]A friendly gesture for us to take the garbage down to the city dump
[01:59.61]So
[01:59.76]We took the half a ton of garbage put it in the back of a red VW
[02:04.02]Microbus took shovels and rakes and implements of destruction and headed
[02:08.10]On toward the city dump
[02:11.94]Well we got there and there was a big sign and a chain across across the
[02:15.03]Dump saying Closed on Thanksgiving And we had never heard of a dump
[02:18.99]Closed on Thanksgiving before and with tears in our eyes we drove off
[02:23.10]Into the sunset looking for another place to put the garbage
[02:28.08]We didn't find one
[02:31.17]Until we came to a side road and off the side of the
[02:34.11]Side road there was another fifteen foot cliff and at the bottom of the
[02:38.40]Cliff there was another pile of garbage
[02:40.35]And we decided that one big pile
[02:42.69]Is better than two little piles and rather than bring that one up we
[02:45.84]Decided to throw our's down
[02:48.18]That's what we did and drove back to the church had a thanksgiving
[02:52.11]Dinner that couldn't be beat went to sleep and didn't get up until the
[02:55.59]Next morning when we got a phone call from officer Obie
[03:03.03]He said Kid
[03:05.01]We found your name on an envelope at the bottom of a half a ton of
[03:08.55]Garbage and just wanted to know if you had any information about it And
[03:12.84]I said Yes sir Officer Obie I cannot tell a lie I put that envelope
[03:18.75]Under that garbage
[03:22.86]After speaking to Obie for about fourty five minutes on the telephone we
[03:26.31]Finally arrived at the truth of the matter and said that we had to go down
[03:30.12]And pick up the garbage and also had to go down and speak to him at the
[03:34.35]Police officer's station
[03:35.76]So we got in the red VW microbus with the
[03:38.52]Shovels and rakes and implements of destruction and headed on toward the
[03:42.12]Police officer's station
[03:43.44]Now friends there was only one or two things that Obie coulda done at
[03:47.67]The police station and the first was he could have given us a medal for
[03:51.36]Being so brave and honest on the telephone which wasn't very likely and
[03:55.11]We didn't expect it and the other thing was he could have bawled us out
[03:59.13]And told us never to be see driving garbage around the vicinity again
[04:03.27]Which is what we expected but when we got to the police officer's station
[04:07.53]There was a third possibility that we hadn't even counted upon and we was
[04:11.64]Both immediately arrested
[04:14.31]Handcuffed
[04:15.06]And I said Obie I don't think I
[04:17.10]Can pick up the garbage with these handcuffs on He said Shut up kid
[04:22.07]Get in the back of the patrol car
[04:24.84]And that's what we did sat in the back of the patrol car and drove to the
[04:28.17]Quote Scene of the Crime unquote
[04:31.11]I want tell you about the town of
[04:32.34]Stockbridge Massachusets where this happened here they got three stop
[04:36.15]Signs two police officers and one police car but when we got to the
[04:40.59]Scene of the Crime there was five police officers and three police cars
[04:45.03]Being the biggest crime of the last fifty years and everybody wanted to
[04:49.17]Get in the newspaper story about it
[04:51.42]And they was using up all kinds of
[04:53.58]Cop equipment that they had hanging around the police officer's station
[04:57.69]They was taking plaster tire tracks foot prints dog smelling prints and
[05:02.04]They took twenty seven eight by ten colour glossy photographs with circles
[05:06.30]And arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one explaining what each
[05:10.20]One was to be used as evidence against us
[05:13.98]Took pictures of the approach
[05:15.39]The getaway the northwest corner the southwest corner and that's not to
[05:19.32]Mention the aerial photography
[05:24.39]After the ordeal we went back to the jail
[05:27.36]Obie said he was going to put
[05:28.50]Us in the cell
[05:29.37]Said Kid I'm going to put you in the cell I want your
[05:32.01]Wallet and your belt And I said Obie I can understand you wanting my
[05:36.12]Wallet so I don't have any money to spend in the cell but what do you
[05:39.18]Want my belt for And he said Kid we don't want any hangings I
[05:45.57]Said Obie did you think I was going to hang myself for littering
[05:50.10]Obie said he was making sure and friends Obie was cause he took out the
[05:53.76]Toilet seat so I couldn't hit myself over the head and drown and he took
[05:57.39]Out the toilet paper so I couldn't bend the bars roll out the roll the
[06:01.80]Toilet paper out the window slide down the roll and have an escape
[06:05.97]Obie
[06:06.15]Was making sure and it was about four or five hours later that Alice
[06:10.59]Remember Alice It's a song about Alice
[06:14.79]Alice came by and with a few
[06:16.26]Nasty words to Obie on the side bailed us out of jail and we went back
[06:20.34]To the church had a another thanksgiving dinner that couldn't be beat
[06:23.67]And didn't get up until the next morning when we all had to go to court
[06:29.55]We walked in sat down Obie came in with the twenty seven eight by ten
[06:33.87]Colour glossy pictures with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back
[06:37.44]Of each one sat down
[06:40.98]Man came in said All rise We all stood up
[06:43.80]And Obie stood up with the twenty seven eight by ten colour glossy
[06:47.25]Pictures and the judge walked in sat down with a seeing eye dog and he
[06:51.12]Sat down we sat down
[06:54.57]Obie looked at the seeing eye dog and then at the
[06:58.59]Twenty seven eight by ten colour glossy pictures with circles and arrows
[07:02.34]And a paragraph on the back of each one and looked at the seeing eye dog
[07:08.73]And then at twenty seven eight by ten colour glossy pictures with circles
[07:12.54]And arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one and began to cry
[07:16.23]'Cause Obie came to the realization that it was a typical case of American
[07:20.28]Blind justice and there wasn't nothing he could do about it and the
[07:23.58]Judge wasn't going to look at the twenty seven eight by ten colour glossy
[07:27.81]Pictures with the circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each
[07:31.05]One explaining what each one was to be used as evidence against us
[07:35.79]And
[07:35.94]We was fined 50 and had to pick up the garbage in the snow but that's not
[07:42.15]What I came to tell you about
[07:47.73]Came to talk about the draft
[07:52.50]They got a building down New York City it's called Whitehall Street
[07:55.56]Where you walk in you get injected inspected detected infected
[07:59.88]Neglected and selected
[08:05.58]I went down to get my physical examination one
[08:08.43]Day and I walked in I sat down got good and drunk the night before so
[08:12.84]I looked and felt my best when I went in that morning
[08:16.23]'Cause I wanted to
[08:16.92]Look like the all American kid from New York City man I wanted I wanted
[08:21.30]To feel like the all I wanted to be the all American kid from New York
[08:25.77]And I walked in sat down I was hung down brung down hung up and all
[08:30.15]Kinds o' mean nasty ugly things
[08:32.34]And I waked in and sat down and they gave
[08:34.26]Me a piece of paper said Kid see the phsychiatrist room 604
[08:38.85]And I went up there I said Shrink I want to kill
[08:45.99]I mean I wanna I
[08:47.10]Wanna kill
[08:49.17]Kill
[08:50.19]I wanna I wanna see I wanna see blood and gore and
[08:53.07]Guts and veins in my teeth
[08:55.68]Eat dead burnt bodies
[09:17.43]I mean kill Kill
[09:41.37]KILL KILL And I started jumpin up and down yelling KILL KILL and
[10:17.76]He started jumpin up and down with me and we was both jumping up and down
[13:48.03]Yelling KILL KI