[ti:Jasper's Gal] [ar:Memphis Slim] [al:Memphis Slim] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Jasper's Gal - Memphis Slim [00:01.41]Say look a her man [00:02.29]Do you know Jaspar's [00:02.98]Got a new gal in town [00:04.68]Sho' nuf man Yeah man [00:07.06]Well tell me about her [00:12.53]Now he's got a girl [00:14.21]She's shaped like a hog [00:17.16]Her voice reminds me of an old bull dog [00:21.17]Her hair looks just like a chinchilla coat [00:25.52]You get close up on her [00:27.03]She smells just like a goat [00:29.41]You know she's smellin' [00:32.78]Got B O all the time [00:38.33]And she thinks soap and water [00:41.66]Is a doggone crime [00:47.62]Now her ears are so [00:48.80]Long her nose is flat [00:52.64]Her head's so big [00:53.84]She can't wear no hat [00:56.51]Now her jaws are swollen [00:58.70]And she's got one eye [01:00.86]She looks like a wreck [01:02.33]That happened last July [01:04.34]She's a ugly [01:07.13]Got B O all the time [01:12.99]And she thinks soap and water [01:16.12]Is a doggone crime [01:21.49]Now she must a been her mother only child [01:26.18]She should be a gorilla [01:27.53]Because she sure is wild [01:30.36]Got ways like a monkey and sly as a fox [01:34.48]She should be in a chain gang [01:36.29]Breakin' up rocks [01:38.01]Because she's ugly [01:40.51]Got B O all the time [01:46.68]And she thinks soap and water [01:49.62]Is a doggone crime [02:19.37]Now she got legs like a needle [02:21.60]She ain't got no chin [02:23.59]She's a beautiful woman [02:25.03]For the shape she's in [02:27.50]Her feet look like swings way out on a limb [02:31.77]That's why her mother put her off on him [02:34.49]Because she bo gish [02:36.70]She's got B O all the time [02:42.57]And she thinks soap and water [02:45.44]Is a doggone crime