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[00:01.14]Ever since the meteor strikAnnotatee earlier this week
[00:03.42]The burgundy mist or fog
[00:04.61]Has been spreading throughout the metro
[00:06.95]Since then there had been numerous reports of strange
[00:09.61]But positive side effects
[00:11.89]Including a dramatic decrease in crime
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[00:15.59]Kansas City Police are stunned
[00:17.64]This week they have responded to ZERO emergency calls
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[00:21.94]Kansas City School Officials are also reporting some dramatic changes
[00:25.53]Since the burgundy skies overtook the city
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[00:27.95]Student attendance and test scores are BOTH up significantly
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[00:31.85]School administrators as well as the police chiefs say
[00:34.50]If this dramatic change is a result of our new burgundy skies
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[00:38.28]Then they certainly hope the burgundy
[00:40.14]Mist will keep spreading for the good of mankind
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[00:43.06]They say their hope is that this
[00:44.80]Cold harsh earth
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[00:46.98]Will eventually become a better place for us all to live
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[00:50.93]I'm Mark Alford Goodnight