[ti:Silver Platter Club] [ar:John Grant] [al:Queen of Denmark] [by:] [offset:0] [00:01.30]I wish that I could get up in the early morning time [00:06.16]Things would fall out of the sky into my lap [00:10.97] [00:12.49]I wish I had the brain of a tyrannosaurus rex [00:17.43]So that I wouldn't have to deal with all this crap [00:21.96] [00:23.78]I wish that I'd been born with skin that turned to golden brown [00:29.42]While at the beach relaxing in the summer time [00:33.36] [00:35.11]I wish that I was good at football baseball and lacrosse [00:40.00]Darts and basketball and poker golf and chess [00:44.40] [00:46.93]I'm sorry that they didn't hand it to me [00:51.82]On a silver platter like they did to you [00:55.95] [00:57.45]I'm sorry that I wasn't able to become [01:02.50]The man you think I should aspire to [01:07.20] [01:17.69]I wish I had the genes of Edwardo Verastegui [01:22.45]That I was effortlessly masculine as well [01:27.06] [01:28.68]I wish that confidence was all you could see in my eyes [01:33.62]Like those interviews in locker rooms with talented sports guys [01:39.61] [01:40.12]I wish I had no self awareness like the guys I know [01:45.47]Float right through their lives without a thought [01:49.76] [01:51.51]And that I didn't give a sh*t what anybody thought of me [01:56.23]That I was so relaxed you'd think that I was bored [02:00.80] [02:02.74]I'm sorry that they didn't hand it to me [02:07.93]On a silver platter like they did to you [02:12.14] [02:14.01]I'm sorry that I wasn't able to become [02:18.77]The man you think I should aspire to [02:23.51] [02:48.48]I'm sorry that they didn't hand it to me [02:53.00]On a silver platter like they did to you [02:57.24] [02:59.68]I'm sorry that I wasn't able to become [03:03.94]The man you think I should aspire to [03:08.50] [03:10.87]I'm sorry that they didn't hand it to me [03:15.45]On a silver platter like they did to you [03:19.86] [03:22.17]I'm sorry that I wasn't able to become [03:26.35]The man you think I should aspire to [03:31.17] [03:33.62]I'm sorry that they didn't hand it to me [03:37.94]On a silver platter like they did to you [03:42.50] [03:44.75]I'm sorry that I wasn't able to become [03:48.94]The man you think I should aspire to [03:53.81] [03:56.00]I'm sorry that they didn't hand it to me [04:00.44]On a silver platter like they did to you [04:05.06] [04:06.25]Was that my other one [04:07.69]