[ti:My Name Is] [ar:] [al:268469] [by:] [offset:0] [00:01.04]Hi My name is (what ) My name is (who ) [00:04.17]My name is scratches Slim Shady [00:06.04]Hi My name is (huh ) My name is (what ) [00:09.92]My name is scratches Slim Shady [00:12.04]Ahem excuse me [00:15.67]Can I have the attention of the class [00:20.17]For one second [00:21.61]Eminem [00:23.73]Hi kids Do you like violence (Yeah yeah yeah ) [00:26.36]Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails through each one of my eyelids (Uh-huh ) [00:28.92]Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did (Yeah yeah ) [00:32.23]Try 'cid and get f**ked up worse that my life is (Huh ) [00:35.23]My brain's dead weight I'm tryin to get my head straight [00:37.61]But I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate (Ummmm ) [00:40.42]And Dr Dre said Slim Shady you a basehead [00:42.86]Uh-uhhh So why's your face red Man you wasted [00:46.05]Well since age twelve I've felt like I'm someone else [00:48.42]Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt [00:51.17]Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off [00:53.86]And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross [00:56.92]I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my a** [01:00.11]Faster than a fat b***h who sat down too fast [01:02.24]C'mere slut (Shady wait a minute that's my girl dog ) [01:05.24]I don't give a f**k God sent me to piss the world off [01:08.30]Chorus [01:08.61]Hi My name is (what ) My name is (who ) [01:11.55]My name is scratches Slim Shady [01:13.80]Hi My name is (huh ) My name is (what ) [01:17.05]My name is scratches Slim Shady [01:19.24]Hi My name is (what ) My name is (who ) [01:22.92]My name is scratches Slim Shady [01:24.93]Hi My name is (huh ) My name is (what ) [01:28.55]My name is scratches Slim Shady [01:30.68]Eminem [01:30.93]My English teacher wanted to flunk me in junior high [01:32.99]Thanks a lot next semester I'll be thirty-five [01:35.55]I smacked him in his face with an eraser chased him with a stapler [01:39.30]Walked in the strip club had my jacket zipped up [01:43.30]Flashed the bartender then stuck my d**k in the tip cup [01:47.56]Extraterrestrial runnin over pedestrians [01:49.99]In a spaceship while they screamin at me LET'S JUST BE FRIENDS [01:53.80]Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to [01:56.25]I just found out my mom does more d**e than I do (Damn ) [01:58.80]I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper [02:01.18]Make a record about doin *** and name it after her (Oh thank you ) [02:05.06]You know you blew up when the women rush your stands [02:07.24]And try to touch your hands like some screamin Usher fans (Aaahhhhhh ) [02:09.75]This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph [02:11.87](Dude can I get your autograph ) [02:13.69]So I signed it 'Dear Dave thanks for the support ASSHOLE ' [02:16.06]Chorus [02:16.18]Hi My name is (what ) My name is (who ) [02:19.06]My name is scratches Slim Shady [02:21.18]Hi My name is (huh ) My name is (what ) [02:24.56]My name is scratches Slim Shady [02:26.69]Hi My name is (what ) My name is (who ) [02:30.06]My name is scratches Slim Shady [02:31.87]Hi My name is (huh ) My name is (what ) [02:35.94]My name is scratches Slim Shady [02:37.87]Eminem [02:38.25]Stop the tape This kid needs to be locked away (Get him ) [02:40.75]Dr Dre don't just stand there OPERATE [02:42.87]I'm not ready to leave it's too scary to die (F**k that ) [02:46.44]I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive [02:48.44](Huh yup ) Am I comin or goin I can barely decide [02:51.81]I just drank a fifth of vodka -- dare me to drive (Go ahead) [02:55.50]All my life I was very deprived [02:56.88]I ain't had a woman in years and my palms are too hairy to hide [03:00.88](Whoops ) Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk (hachhh-too) [03:02.63]I spit when I talk I'll f**k anything that walks (C'mere) [03:05.32]When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits [03:08.94]HOW YOU GONNA BREAST FEED ME MOM (WAH ) [03:11.44]YOU AIN'T GOT NO TITS (WAHHH ) [03:12.94]I lay awake and strap myself in the bed [03:14.69]Put a bulleproof vest on and s***t myself in the head (BANG ) [03:17.25]I'm steamin mad (Arrrggghhh ) [03:18.56]And by the way when you see my dad (Yeah ) [03:20.88]Tell him that I slit his throat in this dream I had [03:23.13]Hi My name is (what ) My name is (who ) [03:26.25]My name is scratches Slim Shady [03:27.88]Hi My name is (huh ) My name is (what ) [03:32.00]My name is scratches Slim Shady [03:34.13]Hi My name is (what ) My name is (who ) [03:37.63]My name is scratches Slim Shady [03:39.57]Hi My name is (huh ) My name is (what ) [03:43.26]My name is scratches Slim Shady