[ti:You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch ] [ar:Glee Cast] [al:Glee:The Music, The Christmas ] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch (Glee Cast Version) - Glee Cast (欢乐合唱团)/k.d. lang [00:02.71]All the windows were dark [00:05.10]No one knew he was there [00:07.98]All the who's were all dreaming sweet dreams without care [00:20.17]You're a mean one [00:22.05]Mr Grinch [00:24.68]You really are a heel [00:28.42]You're as cuddly as a cactus [00:30.83]And as charming as an eel [00:32.82]Mr Grinch [00:35.13]You're a bad banana [00:36.87]With a greasy black peel [00:47.48]You're a monster [00:49.47]Mr Grinch [00:51.91]Your heart's an empty hole [00:55.78]Your brain is full of spiders [00:58.14]You've got garlic in your soul [01:00.26]Mr Grinch [01:02.38]I wouldn't touch you [01:03.88]With a thirty nine and a half foot pole [01:09.50]All I need is a reindeer [01:11.81]So he took his dog Max [01:14.34]And he took some black thread [01:16.60]And he tied a big horn on the top of his head [01:20.46]Then the Grinch said [01:21.65]Giddyup and the sleigh started down [01:25.31]To the homes where the [01:27.06]Who's lay a-snooze in their town [01:30.20]This is stop number one [01:31.94]The old Chinchy Claus hissed [01:34.88]As she climbed to the roof [01:36.69]Empty bags in her fist [01:39.07]Then he slid down the chimney [01:40.94]A rather tight pinch [01:43.06]But if Santa could do it [01:44.87]Then so could the Grinch [01:46.80]Then he slithered and slunked [01:48.63]With a smile most unpleasant [01:51.37]Around the whole room [01:53.37]And took every present [01:56.51]Pop-guns Pop-news [01:58.20]And cookies And Drums [02:00.57]Checkerboards Mr Grinch [02:02.38]Popcorn And plums [02:04.89]And he stuffed them in bags [02:07.59]Then the Grinch very nimbly [02:09.34]Stuffed all the bags one by one up the chimney [02:15.39]You're a foul one [02:17.57]Mr Grinch [02:19.82]You're a nasty wasty skunk [02:24.02]Your heart is full of unwashed socks [02:26.39]Your soul is full of gunk [02:28.38]Mr Grinch [02:30.09]The three words that best describe you [02:32.92]Are as follows and I quote [02:35.52]Stink stank stunk [02:45.81]You nauseate me [02:47.82]Mr Grinch [02:50.30]With a nauseous super naus [02:54.43]You're a crooked jerky jockey [02:55.98] [02:56.89]And you drive a crooked hoss [02:58.82]Mr Grinch [03:01.08]You're a three decker sauerkraut [03:03.86]And toadstool sandwich [03:07.16]With arsenic sauce