The Night Santa Went Crazy-"Weird Al" Yankovic

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[00:00.00]The Night Santa Went Crazy -"Weird Al" Yankovic
[00:08.25]Written by：Al Yankovic
[00:16.50]Down in the workshop all the elves were making toys
[00:20.26]For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys
[00:24.35]When the boss busted in nearly scared them half to death
[00:27.68]
[00:28.29]Had a rifle in his hands and cheap whiskey on his breath
[00:32.28]From his beard to his boots he was covered with ammo
[00:36.53]Like a big fat drunk disgruntled Yuletide Rambo
[00:40.54]And he smiled as he said with a twinkle in his eye
[00:44.33]Merry Christmas to all
[00:46.35]Now you're all gonna die
[00:48.23]
[00:48.99]The night Santa went crazy
[00:52.32]
[00:52.85]The night Saint Nick went insane
[00:55.94]
[00:56.73]Realized he'd been getting a raw deal
[01:00.59]Something finally must have snapped in his brain
[01:04.18]
[01:05.21]Well the workshop is gone now he decided to bomb it
[01:09.02]Everywhere you'll find pieces of Cupid and Comet
[01:13.03]And he tied up his helpers and he held the elves hostage
[01:16.93]And he ground up poor Rudolph into reindeer sausage
[01:21.20]He got Dancer and Prancer with an old German Luger
[01:25.13]And he slashed up Dasher just like Freddy Krueger
[01:29.10]And he picked up a flamethrower and he barbecued Blitzen
[01:32.48]
[01:33.01]And he took a big bite and said It tastes just like chicken
[01:36.55]
[01:37.52]The night Santa went crazy
[01:41.32]The night Kris Kringle went nuts
[01:44.63]Now you can hardly walk around the North Pole
[01:49.14]Without stepping in reindeer guts
[01:52.50]
[01:53.17]There's the National Guard and the FBI
[01:59.22]
[02:00.03]There's a van from the Eyewitness News
[02:03.42]And helicopters circlin' 'round in the sky
[02:06.95]
[02:07.80]And the bullets are flyin' the body count's risin'
[02:11.86]And everyone's dyin' to know oh Santa why
[02:17.80]
[02:18.78]My my my my my my
[02:20.89]
[02:21.69]You used to be such a jolly guy
[02:24.46]
[02:32.73]Yes Virginia Now Santa is dead
[02:36.11]Some guy
[02:36.65]From the swat team blew a hole through his head
[02:39.67]
[02:40.78]Yes little friend now that's his brains on the floor
[02:44.17]I guess they won't have the fat guy kicking around anymore
[02:48.24]But now there's no more presents for children's enjoyment
[02:51.56]
[02:52.25]And the Elves have to stand in the line and file for unemployment
[02:56.00]And they say Mrs. Clause she's on the phone every night
[02:59.39]
[03:00.04]With her lawyer negotiating the movie rights
[03:03.62]They're talkin' 'bout
[03:04.62]The night Santa went crazy
[03:07.81]
[03:08.40]The night Saint Nicholas flipped
[03:11.58]
[03:12.32]Broke his back for some milk and cookies
[03:15.50]
[03:16.18]Sounds to me like he was tired of gettin' gypped
[03:19.48]Wo oh the night Santa went crazy
[03:23.99]The night Saint Nick went insane
[03:27.18]
[03:27.93]Realized he'd been getting a raw deal
[03:31.81]Something finally must have snapped in his brain
[03:35.21]Wo oh something finally must have snapped in his brain
[03:39.15]Tell ya something finally must have snapped in his brain