[ti:Out of the Wardrobe] [ar:The Kinks] [al:Misfits] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Out of the Wardrobe - The Kinks [00:03.95]Written by:Raymond Douglas Davies [00:07.90]Has anybody here seen a chick called dick [00:11.50]He looks real burly but he's really hip [00:14.89]He's six feet tall and his arms are [00:17.42]All brown and hairy [00:22.32]He married betty lou back in 65 [00:25.71]When you had to be butch to survive [00:29.54]But lately he's been looking at his wife [00:31.60]With mixed emotions [00:36.31]You see he's not a common [00:38.21]Place closet queen [00:40.42]He shouldn't be hidden he should be seen [00:45.33]Cos when he puts on that dress [00:48.85]He looks like a princess [00:57.89]Well the day he came out of the wardrobe [01:01.69]Betty lou got quite a surprise [01:05.00]She didn't know whether she should [01:06.63]Get angry or not bat an eye [01:12.59]She really couldn't call up her mama [01:15.85]Mama would positively die [01:19.35]Should she go or stay or should [01:22.09]She try to get a trial separation [01:26.69]You see he's not a faggot as [01:29.05]You might suppose [01:30.34]He just feels restricted in conventional clothes [01:35.59]Cos when he puts on that dress [01:39.09]He feels like a princess [01:47.45]He's not a dandy he's only [01:50.68]Living out a fantasy [01:54.38]He's not a pansy he's only being [01:57.59]What he wants to be [02:02.23]Now his life is rearranged and [02:05.80]He's grateful for the change [02:09.66]He's out of the wardrobe and [02:11.86]Now he's got no regrets [02:16.46]Betty lou didn't know what to do at first [02:19.96]But she's learning how to cope at last [02:23.26]She's got the best of both worlds [02:25.54]And she's really in a state of elation [02:30.89]She says it helps their relationship [02:34.08]She says a change is as good as a rest [02:37.60]And their friends finally coming 'round [02:40.22]To their way of thinking [02:45.49]She wears the trousers and smokes the pipe [02:48.67]And he washes up [02:50.42]She helps him wipe [02:53.54]Cos when he puts on that dress [02:57.22]He looks like a princess [03:04.00]He's out of the wardrobe and [03:05.88]He feeling alright [03:10.97]He's out of the wardrobe and [03:12.34]He feeling satisfied [03:16.62]Now it's farewell to the past [03:20.44]The secret's out at last [03:24.06]He's out of the wardrobe and now [03:26.30]He's got no regrets