[ti:Merry Christmas from the Family] [ar:Robert Earl Keen] [al:A Retrospective (经典回顾)] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Merry Christmas from the Family - Robert Earl Keen [00:05.64]Written by:Robert Earl [00:11.29]Mom got drunk and dad got [00:14.57]Drunk at our christmas party [00:20.12] [00:22.35]We was drinking champagne punch [00:26.19]And homemade eggnog [00:30.85] [00:33.11]Little sister brought [00:34.55]Her new boyfriend [00:36.77] [00:38.26]He was a Mexican [00:42.03] [00:43.65]We didn't know what to think [00:46.03]Of him until he sang [00:49.06]Feliz navidad feliz navidad [00:57.68] [01:04.63]Brother ken brought his kids with him [01:08.51] [01:10.44]The three from his first wife lynn [01:13.86] [01:15.32]And the two identical twins [01:18.98]From his second wife Mary nell [01:23.56] [01:26.66]Of course he brought his new wife kay [01:29.89] [01:31.87]Talks all about aa [01:35.27] [01:36.49]Chainsmoking while the [01:38.38]Stereo plays noel noel [01:44.27]The first noel [01:47.73] [01:57.76]Carve the turkey [01:58.74]Turn the ball game on [02:02.21] [02:02.75]It's margaritas when [02:04.49]The eggnog's gone [02:06.73] [02:08.13]Send somebody to the quickpak store [02:13.30]We need some ice and an extension cord [02:17.56] [02:18.61]A bag of friendiup and some diet rites [02:23.45]A box of tampons some marlboro lights [02:28.14] [02:29.49]Hallelujah everybody say cheese [02:33.55] [02:34.66]Merry christmas from the family [02:39.70] [02:50.56]Fred and rita drove from harlingen [02:54.42] [02:55.72]I can't remember how [02:57.33]I'm kin to them [02:59.59] [03:01.11]But when they tried to plug [03:02.71]Their motor home in [03:04.57] [03:05.40]They blew our christmas lights [03:10.49] [03:11.97]Cousin david knew [03:13.42]Just what went wrong [03:15.65] [03:16.84]So we all waited out [03:18.64]On our front lawn [03:20.91] [03:22.16]He threw a breaker and [03:23.65]The lights came on [03:26.28]And we sang silent night [03:30.63]Oh [03:31.10]Silent night [03:34.21] [03:43.67]Carve the turkey turn [03:44.87]The ball game on [03:48.60]Make bloody mary's [03:49.79]'Cause we all want one [03:52.72] [03:53.91]Send somebody to the stop 'N go [03:59.01]We need some celery and [04:00.71]A can of fake snow [04:02.90] [04:04.09]A bag of lemons and some diet rites [04:09.19]A box of tampons some salem lights [04:13.36] [04:14.56]Halleluja everybody say cheese [04:18.91] [04:19.85]Merry christmas from the family [04:29.26] [04:33.09]Feliz navidad