[ti:Mona Lisa] [ar:Slick Rick] [al:The Great Adventures Of Slick ] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.80]Artist:slick rick [00:01.36]Songs Title:mona lisa [00:02.42]Ladies and gentlemen and lowlifes [00:03.49] [00:05.37]It is with outstanding pleasure [00:06.11]That we are here to present tonight [00:07.80] [00:09.74]Slick rick the ruler and mc ricky d [00:10.99] [00:13.99]Doing their smash hit mona lisa [00:15.05] [00:16.36]You know like the picture [00:17.36] [00:18.67]Anyway Id like to take this time out [00:19.93] [00:20.99]To bow before his divine majesty [00:21.67]Oh your majesty [00:22.74]Hmm [00:23.55] [00:37.11]Can I kiss your hand [00:37.73]Mm-hmm [00:37.80](kisses his hand loudly) [00:38.80]Enough [00:38.85]Come your highness they await you [00:40.61] [00:50.54]Well it was one of those days -- not much to do [00:52.35]I was chillin downtown with my old school crew [00:54.61]I went into a store -- to buy a slice of pizza [00:57.11]And bumped into a girl her name was mona -- what [00:58.80]Mona lisa (what ) singing mona lisa so men made you [01:01.48] [01:02.42]Youknowhatimsayin so I said excuse me dear [01:03.98] [01:04.99]My gosh you look nice [01:06.67]Put away your money [01:07.73]Ill buy that slice [01:08.74]She said thanks - Id rather a slice of you [01:10.48]I'm just kidding but thats awfully nice of you [01:11.86]The compliment showed she had a mind in her [01:13.73] [01:14.54]And when I smiled (ping ) I almost blinded her [01:16.67]She said great scott are you a thief [01:18.11] [01:18.67]Seems like you have a mouth full of gold teeth [01:20.48] [01:21.04]Ha-ha hah had to find that funny [01:22.43] [01:23.11]So I said no child I work hard for the money [01:25.05] [01:25.55]And calling me a thief please don't even try it (right ) [01:28.44]Sit down eat your slice of pizza and be quiet [01:30.13]She almost got cut short -- you know scissors [01:31.76] [01:32.32]She tried to disrespect who the grand wizard [01:33.75] [01:34.44]Me well whats your name son [01:35.57] [01:36.50]Mc ricky d but not to be so harsh I said to mona li-hee [01:38.50] [01:39.50]I'm sorry and I know thats low class (uhh yeah) [01:41.19] [01:41.75]Please sit and tell me a little about your past [01:43.07] [01:43.81]She said well I got courage and I don't like porridge (uh-huh) [01:44.82]I've never been to college but I've got crazy knowledge (uh-huh) [01:47.69]Over eighteen and my eyes are green (uh-huh) [01:49.94] [01:50.51]I wear more gold than that man on a-team (uh-huh uh-huh) [01:52.63]Trim slim (yeah) and I'm also light skinned [01:54.25] [01:55.51]Best believe monas a virgin [01:56.56] [01:57.19]A virgin honey needed a slap [01:58.50] [01:59.25]She tried to tell me she's a virgin -- with her yea wide gap [02:00.57] [02:01.31]I said it don't matter see I'm not picky (word) [02:03.32]Let me spell my name out for you its ricky [02:04.69] [02:05.57]Ravishing [02:06.38]Impress [02:06.94]Courageous so careless [02:08.00] [02:08.69]For the kangols which I've got [02:09.88] [02:12.69]That I wear everyday and [02:13.63] [02:14.75]Why not [02:15.44]To fights not right that I recite and i'm [02:17.18]Quite polite like walter cronkite [02:18.01]Well just about then trevor my friend came in [02:19.25]He said hey rick don't you know playin with these snakes is a sin [02:20.82]He grabbed me by my shirt and pulled me right out the store [02:21.25]He said I don't want to see you playin with these lowlifes no more [02:21.75]Now come along we have a party to attend [02:22.06]With some real mature women and some more of her friends [02:22.44]He hailed down a cab and he waited for a minute [02:22.81]And as the cab came he thrusted me in it [02:24.06]And as we were leavin and drivin along [02:24.82]I could hear a melody as mona sang a song [02:25.19]If you see me walking down the street [02:25.44]And I start to cry each time we meet [02:25.75]Walk on by walk on by [02:26.00]Foolish pride [02:26.06]Thats all that I have left so let me hide [02:26.37]The pain and the hurt that you gave me [02:26.69]When you said goodbye [02:26.82]You walked on by