[ti:Childrens Story] [ar:Slick Rick] [al:The Great Adventures Of Slick ] [by:] [offset:0] [00:01.92]Uncle Ricky [00:12.35]Could u read us a bed time story please o please [00:16.98]Alright you kids get to bed i'll get the story book [00:22.48]Yall tucked in yea [00:23.04]Here we go [00:32.26]Once upon a time not long ago [00:34.32]When people wore pajamas and lived life slow [00:35.07]When laws were stern and justice stood [00:39.94]And people were behavin' like they ought ta good [00:42.69]There lived a lil' boy who was misled [00:47.32]By anotha lil' boy and this is what he said: [00:48.76]"Me & You Ty we gonna make sum cash [00:49.69]Robbin' old folks and makin' da dash" [00:50.63]They did the job money came with ease [00:52.06]But one couldn't stop it's like he had a disease [00:54.19]He robbed another and another and a sista and her [00:56.32]Brotha [00:56.76]Tried to rob a man who was a D T undercover [00:58.69]The cop grabbed his arm he started acting erratic [01:01.01]He said"Keep still boy no need for static" [01:03.13]Punched him in his belly and he gave him a slap [01:05.39]But little did he know the lil' boy was strapped [01:07.70]The kid pulled out a gun he said"Why'd ya hit me" [01:10.19]The barrel was set straight for the cop's kidney [01:12.63]The cop got scared the kid he starts to figure [01:15.13]"I'll do years if I pull this trigga" [01:17.38]So he cold dashed and ran around the block [01:19.57]Cop radioes it to another lady cop [01:22.13]He ran by a tree there he saw this sista [01:24.76]A shot for the head he shot back but he missed her [01:26.76]Looked around good and from expectations [01:28.82]So he decided he'd hit for the subway stations [01:31.07]But she was coming and he made a left [01:33.13]He was runnin' top speed till he was outta breath [01:35.57]Knocked an old man down and swore he killed him,(sorry) [01:38.13]Then he made his move to an abandoned building [01:40.57]Ran up the stairs up to the top floor [01:43.01]Opened up the door there guess who he saw [01:45.19]Dave the d**e fiend shootin' d**e [01:47.44]Who don't know the meaning of water nor soap [01:49.69]He said(I need bullets hurry up run) [01:52.13]The d**e fiend brought back a spanking shotgun [01:54.57]He went outside but there was cops all over [01:56.94]Then he dipped into a car a stolen Nova [02:02.32]Raced up the block doing 83 [02:04.13]Crashed into a tree near university [02:06.26]Escaped alive though the car was battered [02:07.94]Rat-a-tat-tatted and all the cops scattered [02:09.50]Ran out of bullets and still had static [02:11.01]Grabbed a pregnant lady and pulled out the automatic [02:13.19]Pointed at her head and he said the gun was full o' lead [02:15.56]He told the cops(Back off or honey here's dead) [02:17.94]Deep in his heart he knew he was wrong [02:20.63]So he let the lady go and he starts to run on [02:22.88]Sirens sounded he seemed astounded [02:25.00]Before long the lil' boy got surrounded [02:27.50]He dropped the gun so went the glory [02:29.69]And this is the way I have to end this story [02:32.06]He was only seventeen in a madman's dream [02:34.32]The cops shot the kid I still hear him scream [02:36.50]This ain't funny so don't ya dare laugh [02:39.00]Just another case about the wrong path [02:41.25]Straight 'n narrow or yo' soul gets CAST [02:43.63]Good Night [02:44.31]Girl:oh boy that uncle Ricky is really wierd [02:46.19]I don't know what does he mean straight 'n' narrow or your soul gets cast [02:55.19]I don't know I think he'll be crackin' it up for us Good nite