Otto Titsling-Bette Midler
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[00:00.00]Otto Titsling - Bette Midler (贝蒂·米德勒)
[00:12.84]Otto titsling inventor and crout
[00:15.45]Had nothing to get very worked up about
[00:18.40]His inventions were failures his future seemed bleak
[00:21.55]He fled to the opera at least twice a week
[00:29.28]One night at the opera he saw an Aida
[00:32.85]Who's bust were so big they would often impede her
[00:37.12]Bug eyed he watched her fall into the pit
[00:40.72]Done in by the weight of those terrible tits
[00:44.24]Oh my God there she blows
[00:47.29]Aerodynamically this girl was a mess
[00:50.32]Otto eye balled the diva lying comatose amongst the reeds
[00:53.75]And he suddenly felt the fire or inspiration
[00:55.19]Flood his soul
[00:56.56]He ran back to his workshop
[00:58.02]Where he futzed and futzed and futzed
[01:01.39]For Otto titsling had found his quest
[01:04.45]To lift and mold the female breast
[01:07.50]To point the small ones to the sky
[01:10.28]To keep the big ones high and dry
[01:15.30]Every night he'd sweat and snort
[01:18.24]Searching for the right support
[01:21.08]He tried some string and paper clips
[01:23.82]Hey he even tried his own two lips
[01:29.09]Well he stiched and he slaved
[01:30.44]And he slaved and he stitched
[01:31.44]Until finally one night in the wee hours of morning
[01:34.03]Otto arose from his workbench triumphant
[01:37.03]Yes he had invented the worlds first
[01:39.02]Over the shoulder boulder holder hooray
[01:44.13]Exhausted but ecstatic Otto ran out to the diva
[01:46.49]Bearing the prototype in his hot little hand
[01:48.72]Now the diva did not want to try the darn thing on
[01:51.04]But after many initial mishaps
[01:52.95]She finally did
[01:54.08]And the sigh of relief that issued forth
[01:55.57]From the her mouth
[01:56.50]Was so loud that it was mistaken by some
[01:58.87]To be the early onset of the seraken winds
[02:00.49]Which would often roll through the schwarzwald
[02:02.31]With a vengeance
[02:08.02]But little did Otto know
[02:09.99]At the moment of his greatest triumph
[02:12.13]Lurking under the divas bed
[02:13.52]Was none other than the very worst
[02:15.33]Of the french patentees
[02:17.53]Phillip debrassiere
[02:20.35]And Phil was watching the scene
[02:21.52]With a great deal of interest
[02:27.44]Later that night while our broom Hilda slept
[02:30.13]Into the wardrobe Phillip softly crept
[02:33.06]He fumbled through knickers and corsets galore
[02:36.13]Til he found Otto's titsling and he ran out the door
[02:39.55]Crying oh my God what joy what bliss
[02:43.18]I'm gonna make me a million from this
[02:45.84]Every woman in the world will wanna buy one
[02:48.64]I would have all the goods manufactures in Taiwan
[02:56.27]The result of this swindle is pointedly clear
[03:02.86]Do you buy a titsling or do you buy a brassiere
[ar:Bette Midler]
[al:Beaches（Original Soundtrack Recording）]
[by:]
[offset:0]
[00:00.00]Otto Titsling - Bette Midler (贝蒂·米德勒)
[00:12.84]Otto titsling inventor and crout
[00:15.45]Had nothing to get very worked up about
[00:18.40]His inventions were failures his future seemed bleak
[00:21.55]He fled to the opera at least twice a week
[00:29.28]One night at the opera he saw an Aida
[00:32.85]Who's bust were so big they would often impede her
[00:37.12]Bug eyed he watched her fall into the pit
[00:40.72]Done in by the weight of those terrible tits
[00:44.24]Oh my God there she blows
[00:47.29]Aerodynamically this girl was a mess
[00:50.32]Otto eye balled the diva lying comatose amongst the reeds
[00:53.75]And he suddenly felt the fire or inspiration
[00:55.19]Flood his soul
[00:56.56]He ran back to his workshop
[00:58.02]Where he futzed and futzed and futzed
[01:01.39]For Otto titsling had found his quest
[01:04.45]To lift and mold the female breast
[01:07.50]To point the small ones to the sky
[01:10.28]To keep the big ones high and dry
[01:15.30]Every night he'd sweat and snort
[01:18.24]Searching for the right support
[01:21.08]He tried some string and paper clips
[01:23.82]Hey he even tried his own two lips
[01:29.09]Well he stiched and he slaved
[01:30.44]And he slaved and he stitched
[01:31.44]Until finally one night in the wee hours of morning
[01:34.03]Otto arose from his workbench triumphant
[01:37.03]Yes he had invented the worlds first
[01:39.02]Over the shoulder boulder holder hooray
[01:44.13]Exhausted but ecstatic Otto ran out to the diva
[01:46.49]Bearing the prototype in his hot little hand
[01:48.72]Now the diva did not want to try the darn thing on
[01:51.04]But after many initial mishaps
[01:52.95]She finally did
[01:54.08]And the sigh of relief that issued forth
[01:55.57]From the her mouth
[01:56.50]Was so loud that it was mistaken by some
[01:58.87]To be the early onset of the seraken winds
[02:00.49]Which would often roll through the schwarzwald
[02:02.31]With a vengeance
[02:08.02]But little did Otto know
[02:09.99]At the moment of his greatest triumph
[02:12.13]Lurking under the divas bed
[02:13.52]Was none other than the very worst
[02:15.33]Of the french patentees
[02:17.53]Phillip debrassiere
[02:20.35]And Phil was watching the scene
[02:21.52]With a great deal of interest
[02:27.44]Later that night while our broom Hilda slept
[02:30.13]Into the wardrobe Phillip softly crept
[02:33.06]He fumbled through knickers and corsets galore
[02:36.13]Til he found Otto's titsling and he ran out the door
[02:39.55]Crying oh my God what joy what bliss
[02:43.18]I'm gonna make me a million from this
[02:45.84]Every woman in the world will wanna buy one
[02:48.64]I would have all the goods manufactures in Taiwan
[02:56.27]The result of this swindle is pointedly clear
[03:02.86]Do you buy a titsling or do you buy a brassiere
