[ti:Ironic (Live)] [ar:Alanis Morissette] [al:Live At Montreux 2012 (Live)] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Ironic (Live) - Alanis Morissette [00:12.32]An old man turned n y-eight [00:17.39] [00:18.20]He won the lottery and died the next day [00:23.66]It's a black fly in your Chardonnay [00:29.15] [00:30.02]It's a death row pardon two minutes late [00:35.06]Isn't it ironic don't you think [00:39.90] [00:44.43]It's like rain on your wedding day [00:46.55]It's a free ride when you've already paid [00:52.38]It's the good advice that you just didn't take [00:58.94]Who would've thought it figures [01:03.84] [01:04.48]Mr Play It Safe was afraid to fly [01:09.21] [01:09.87]He packed his suitcase [01:12.60]And kissed his kids good-bye [01:15.55]He waited his [01:16.27]Whole damned life to take that flight [01:21.00] [01:21.64]And as the plane crashed down he thought [01:24.82]Well isn't this nice [01:27.07]And isn't it ironic don't you think [01:32.46]It's like rain on your wedding day [01:38.46]It's a free ride when you've already paid [01:44.17]It's the good advice that you just didn't take [01:50.49]Who would've thought it figures [01:56.39]Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you [02:00.23]When you think everything's okay [02:02.60]And everything's going right [02:06.08] [02:07.87]And life has a funny way of helping you out [02:11.73]When You think everything's gone wrong [02:14.59]And everything blows up [02:15.81]In your face [02:18.34] [02:20.62]A traffic jam when you're already late [02:25.08] [02:26.18]A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break [02:31.58] [02:32.40]It's like ten thousand spoons [02:34.52]When all you need is a knife [02:38.39]It's meeting the man of my dreams [02:40.80]And then meeting his beautiful husband [02:44.23] [02:48.42]And isn't it ironic don't you think [02:53.96]A little too ironic and yeah I really do think [02:59.93] [03:03.66]It's like rain on your wedding day [03:05.97]It's a free ride when you've already paid [03:11.78]It's the good advice that you just didn't take [03:17.76] [03:18.37]Who would've thought it figures