[ti:Oh No] [ar:Bad Meets Evil] [al:The Shady Project] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Oh No - Bad Meets Evil [00:01.33]Oh no what's happening to my brain [00:05.21] [00:05.80]I can't believe this is happening again [00:11.52]Lava out my lips I flips [00:13.01]Wake up think I have a cramp [00:14.88]I'm trying to shove the [00:15.79]Lava lamp up my father's a** [00:17.14] [00:17.72]I think I'm out of gas man [00:19.16]I think I need another mask [00:20.71]I'd ask my mother but [00:21.74]I think she's laughing at the plants [00:23.54]A half a gram of graham crackers [00:25.06]And some Van de Kamp's [00:26.20]I think I'll eat some Ambiens like they're candied yams [00:29.25]Cut a couple cadavers up and have a little snack [00:31.91]Abraf**kingcadabra motherf**ker look who's back [00:34.81]Just like a pendulum [00:36.18]Satan's pentagram swings [00:37.92]I accidentally dented it and bent the damn thing [00:40.72]Sh*t I think I might have did it when I was dancing [00:43.49]While I was chopping one of my [00:44.47]Legs off and pulled a hamstring [00:46.46]First I Re-up then I Relapse [00:48.51]Go to rehab then I Detox after I see Doc [00:51.38]And I'll be back with the sequel [00:53.25]Repeat the cycle [00:54.18]Cause I react like the [00:55.50]She Hulk when I see Nyquil [00:57.45] [00:58.29]Oh no [00:59.56]Here we go again [01:01.64] [01:05.44]When it's going to end [01:07.42] [01:11.27]Where did it begin [01:13.12] [01:16.95]Maybe way back when [01:18.99] [01:20.64]Into the well baby Jessica fell [01:22.25]She may have wetted herself [01:23.75]Quit playing get her some help [01:25.29]Mary Kay Letourneau sending me letters from jail [01:28.28]Every day in journals saying how [01:29.87]She wanted to smother me in lettuce and mayo [01:32.43]I'm the medicine man [01:33.59]My medical m*******a was prescribed by a doctor [01:36.64]Shove a typewriter up her [01:38.31]Perez Hilton's a** sh*t almost forgot that [01:40.74]He's always shoving something [01:42.10]Up his a** so why not that [01:43.80]And f**k it while I'm venting [01:45.23]Let's shove a vending machine [01:46.58]Up his rear end when he's bending [01:47.92]Over pretending that he [01:49.58]Didn't say anything that [01:50.96]Would be offending to me [01:52.60]Stick his head in a blender [01:53.89]Begin blending in G [01:55.53]Where should I put the [01:56.47]Pink sissy with the fluffy hair [01:58.31]Put him under the stairs [01:59.47]People are already under there [02:01.13]Hmm I wonder where Wait [02:02.61]I think the cubpoard's bare [02:04.02]Stuff him up in the tupperware [02:05.33]And shove him up in there [02:07.15]Oh no [02:08.73]Here we go again [02:10.24] [02:14.44]When it's going to end [02:16.70] [02:20.29]Where did it begin [02:22.11] [02:25.91]Maybe way back when [02:27.92] [02:29.99]Vicodin's like a nitrogen hydrogen vitamin [02:32.46]I bite into five and then I get high as a kite again [02:35.22]I like it when I get in my zone on the mic again [02:38.08]Who am I kidding [02:39.15]I couldn't quit this sh*t if my life depends [02:41.01]I relapsed twice after I came outta Brighton then [02:43.84]Yeah rehab's nice [02:44.92]I had my name up in lights again [02:46.66]You see that's why [02:47.76]I can't decipher what life I'm in [02:49.80]I might pull a knife on your wife [02:51.30]And slice her and dice her then [02:52.59]It sounds so enticing [02:53.47]Isn't it nice when I'm hype again [02:55.49]I'm nice when I'm like this [02:56.71]No time to write just type it in [02:58.28]If I could get my pen to slow down [03:00.14]What'd I write just then [03:01.35]Man I'm about to hyperventilate [03:02.77]I just have hyper-tension [03:04.30]I have the type of mental state [03:05.69]You couldn't comprehend [03:06.84]Unusually stupid of you for you to think I'm your friend [03:09.64]I usually do what I do and suffer no consequence [03:12.52]I offer no mercy [03:13.70]The controversy is once again [03:15.41] [03:15.94]Oh no [03:17.42]Here we go again [03:19.43] [03:23.06]When it's going to end [03:25.14] [03:28.92]Where did it begin [03:30.82] [03:34.52]Maybe way back when